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Astronaut Wives Club Pilot Episode RECAP

BY: GURU JAY
You know I was an aspiring astronaut. That’s why my Google Plus and Twitter, shows the universe. You see, I fantasized about launching and orbiting deep into space.
I had it all figured out. I would conveniently bypass the moon on my way to Mars and Jupiter. Upon my arrivals, I would settle colonies with Elon Musk and Richard Branson, and vacation on Venus.
Back to story-> I still dream. But, I decided to become a guru instead of Stephen Hawking, III. And, I’m happy with my life choices.
Yesterday, I stumbled upon the Astronaut Wives Clubpilot episode. While browsing TV, I changed the channel to ABC, and discovered the new program just starting. Naturally, the premiere gained my attention.

The TV show is a mixture of Mad Men and Real Housewives. The story takes place in the 1960s. And, the premise is that a Life Magazine reporter reluctantly writes down the experiences of astronaut wives.
What an exclusive club to be in, especially around that time.

Moreover, Astronaut Wives uses real names and images of actual people like John Glenn and Alan Shepard. However, this time it’s not about the men leaping small steps. This time, it’s about the women telling their sides of the story.
Plus, you see how far technology has advanced. After seeing this, you appreciate your ability to communicate swiftly. Back then you couldn’t text, let alone talk on smartphones.
What is more, these redheads possess a protestant’s work ethic. They dutifully care for their husbands and families. Although they don’t despise their roles and positions, they desire R-E-S-P-E-C-T from their husbands.
In a pivotal scene, Trudy Cooper formulates a plot to catch her cheating husband. You see he lied to her one too many times. She is four five seconds from wilding in the 60s. 

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Most likely, I will watch Astronaut Wives again. What about you? Are you joining the club?
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Are You Binge Watching Orange Is the New Black Season 3?

BY: GURU JAY
Netflix decided to release Orange Is the New Black (OITNB) Season 3 earlier than expected. It makes perfect sense to me. You see, you get let out of prison early for good behavior.
OITNB is good TV. Give the writers and producers their credits for excellent character developments. Seeing Piper (Taylor Schilling), and Alex (Laura Prepon), rekindle their relationship is a nice turn of events.
Laura Prepon reminds me of a nice girl I chilled with in my dormitory. Ironically, she was an actress and bisexual too. There was also a lesbian, who acted exactly like Crazy Eyes.

Why does Crazy Eyes always steal the show?
Also, Dascha Polanco plays an interesting role. I look forward to the Diaz character developing. Unfortunately, her story is the most saddening.
The program goes deeply inside criminal minds exposing their harsh memories. The reality of it all is that, these inmates are beating themselves up mentally. That’s why the new drama class is important to their survival. Moreover, it is crucial that the inmates express their emotions and feelings.

Have the 13 episodes lived up to the hype? I’ve tediously watched 4 shows so far. When I give a critique or review, I analyze every detail.

OITNB has stories abound. That’s why it never bores you. It’s always fun and witty.
The series has taken over social media. You’ll see thousands of tweets related to Season 3. That’s why it’s back, in full force, by popular demand.
Have you heard the expression, “there are too many chiefs and not enough Indians?” In this case there are too many Indians (inmates) and not enough chiefs (guards).

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Orange Is the New Black Season 3 has proven to be the best of the series without question. Who are your favorite characters? Are you binge watching OITNB? If so, let’s fade to orange. 

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Hollywood LookAlikes: Hilary Swank Vs. Jennifer Garner

BY: GURU JAY

Believe it or not, Hilary Swank and Jennifer Garner are not the same person. These Hollywood lookalikes are frequently mistaken for one another. If you’re ever confused, just remember Garner married Ben Affleck. Plus, Jennifer stands 2 inches taller than Hilary.
Through the years, Swank received better roles because she’s prettier. They are both B+ list actresses. However, I’ve heard Garner is easier to work with. But, Hilary plays it cool and makes up for her flaws.
Appearances can trick you. Hollywood is a strange and funny place. How many beautiful people come through town and leave disappointed? Even a perfect audition is no guarantee.
In show business, your best may not be good enough. Still, keep getting better like Jessica Alba. Sooner than later, everyone will recognize you; and, you won’t get ignored.
I like when Swank and Garner play soldiers or spies. Both brunettes give and take excruciating pain. Though, I believe Jennifer is tougher. Wouldn’t you rather see Garner in Million Dollar Baby instead of Swank?

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Listen, I’m not trying to take away from Hilary’s accomplishments. We’ve seen this actress put on amazing performances. All I am saying is that Jennifer’s career was stalled, because executives screwed up her story.
For instance, did you know Jennifer Garner was born in Houston? Her family relocated to West Virginia, then Canada. Moreover, Hilary hails from Nebraska, although she spent most of her teenage years in Seattle for High School.

Can you believe the Hollywood lookalikes have an identical net worth of $40 million apiece? Keep in mind Hilary is three years younger. So, she’ll probably be richer in the future.

Can you tell the difference between the actresses? Do you think the celebrities ever pass themselves off as each other? What are your favorite Hilary Swank and Jennifer Garner movies? Who is the better actor?

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Emma Watson, Emma Stone, and Emma Roberts: Who Is the Best Emma?

BY: GURU JAY
  
In my school days, I read Jane Austen’s Emma. Did you know Clueless is loosely based on Emma? What is it about that name?

Emma Watson is the most followed actor on Twitter. I don’t count singers or Bollywood stars in my Top 10 list. It wouldn’t surprise me if she were more famous than Prince William.
The precious Emma Stone plays sexy and funny characters in romantic comedies. You’ll find she’s a main attraction at Comic Con. This Emma understands chemistry and psychology.
Last but not least, Emma Roberts has learnt from the best. Her aunt is the one and only Julia Roberts. Plus, Emma is a smiling Mona Lisa in her own right.
Who’s waiting for a movie starring Emma Watson and featuring Stone and Roberts? The film would practically sell itself. Let’s make it happen.

Of the three, I feel Stone is the better actress. However, because of Harry Potter, Watson receives the most glory. Unfortunately, many people unfairly view Roberts as entitled just because of her surname.
Of the three, Roberts is hotter to me. But, Watson’s bubbling personality wins me over.
You see Stone seems the wittier and funniest of the bunch. She could compete with Amy Schumer’s standup skills. Also, I like Stone because she isn’t scared of her shadow.
Listen, Roberts is more laidback and easygoing. If you want peace of mind, go with her. She only causes drama when they pay her to.

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Frankly, Watson feels fragile and soft. Most men like delicate creatures. Plus, the cheerful Watson can charm a toad.
In 10 years, the name Emma could be the most popular Hollywood first name. Can you imagine by then, how many social media fans they’ll have altogether? They have unimaginable brand and star power potential.
I admire all of their acting. They are disciplined, which brings me to my final question. Who is the best Emma?
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Where Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Are Now

BY: GURU JAY
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Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron are walking a tightrope because they’re at a crucial point in their careers. Hopefully, Hudgens and Efron won’t lose their sex appeal to hardcore drugs. Still, Hollywood entices young stars to live carelessly. A wise chief said: don’t judge a man until you walk two moons in his moccasins.

Photogenic Vanessa Hudgens receives a lot of attention on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. There isn’t one bad picture of Vanessa floating around in cyberspace. Have you even seen her face without makeup?
Picture Vanessa Hudgens giving free hugs to 1,000 people. Hudgens and more celebs should go out of their way to interact with fans. What does it take to acknowledge followers?

Why isn’t Zac Efron in Magic Mike 2? Would Zac outshine Channing Tatum?
Right now, the High School Musical stars could have graduated with doctoral degrees. Efron and Hudgens are in transitional periods. If Hollywood stars practice patience as a virtue, and make time for rehearsals, they will succeed in whatever endeavor. If they get lazy and rest on their laurels, then failure is always an option.

Efron and Hudgens must prove themselves again as adults. How many child stars lose is it as grownups? Fortunately, Zac and Vanessa are multi-talented. If acting doesn’t pan out for them, they can turn to music.
Many prominent entertainers perform on Broadway. My main advice to celebrities is: don’t land on Dancing with the Stars until you’re 50th birthday. Dancing with the Stars targets washed-up has-beens. Nobody really wants to be on the show except for the overpaid judges.

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Don’t get me wrong. It’s a watchable program. But, Hudgens and Efron bring more to the table. I can see Vanessa in romantic comedies and scary movies. I can imagine Zac as a science fiction and fantasy actor.

As long as you’re educated, your future tends to be bright. Don’t forget the best education is experience.

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Sofía Vergara, Eva Longoria, and Brand/ Star Power

BY: GURU JAY
  
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How dirty is Hollywood’s politics? How shady is Hollywood’s business? Are you sure you want to work in this entertainment industry?

Sofía Vergara is a bigger brand but Eva Longoria is a brighter star. There is a clear distinction between brand and star power. The brand will last long after the star has burnt out.
Did you know Vergara gets paid to drink Diet Pepsi? Also, Sofía stars in Rooms to Go commercials. Plus, she is a Cover Girl.

Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Pressley, and Bob Marley died but their image and likeness lives on through merchandising. I respect Sofía Vergara’s brand and marketing. Sources say Vergara has a net worth of $85 million and counting. In comparison, estimates put Eva Longoria’s value at $35 million.
I wonder sometimes whether Longoria realizes her star power, because she’s seriously underutilizing her famous name. Nonetheless, I applaud the celebrity’s charitable activities. What is more, I believe her philanthropy is making a difference.
By no means is Eva the perfect role model. However, she gladly confronts challenging issues. Plus, Eva seems humble.

I like Sofía but she appears overconfident. Nobody is above the law of Father Time. At some point beauty fades fast. I’m not saying Vergara can’t act, but Longoria is better.
Doesn’t Sofía deserve recognition for Modern Family? The Colombian-American plays her part terrifically. Latinos should embrace Vergara with open arms. It’s amazing the highest paid TV star is Latina.
I consider Longoria and Vergara the TV version of Cameron Diaz and Jessica Alba. Like Diaz and Alba, they are both dazzling and in high demand. So, why aren’t Eva and Sofía in more movies?

I’ve heard Hot Pursuit starring Reese Witherspoon and Sofía Vergara is giggle-filled. Furthermore, Frontera is some of Eva Longoria’s best work. Do you see why Sofía and Eva are the best Latina actresses? 

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Why Lovatics Are Crazy In Love with Demi Lovato

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Has Demi Lovato already eclipsed Jennifer Lopez as far as singing? Can Lovato improve her dancing abilities and become an all-around entertainer? Is Demi’s acting good enough to star as a supporting actress?
Don’t let the Really Don’t Care lyrics fool you. Demi has demonstrated greatness. Her Twitter receives ReTweets like Megatron. Who can command such an enthusiastic fandom except Demi Lovato?
The Latina dominates discussion because she is a hot topic. Gratefully, she’s accustomed to body shaming from Internet trolls. She sets an example for girls. 

Don’t allow people to define your self worth. Also, monitor your money as you allow accountants to calculate your net worth. I predict her wealth will increase substantially. Soon, the celebrity could be richer than Lopez.
Unlike Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato is complicated. I’m not saying Selena is simple by any means. But, do you get my drift? If you’re a parent you want Selena to be your children’s role model.
But to Lovato’s credit, just when you thought she was down and out, the artist returns and shares inspiring stories. Just think about how many lives she is affecting and saving.

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Frankly, fans relate to Demi better. And as the Latino population climbs, the Skyscraper singer’s demand increases. Perhaps, Lovato will become more popular than Shakira someday. Because Shakira isn’t known for acting, here is one space Demi can occupy.
What if Selena Gomez collaborated on an album with Demi Lovato? I don’t see a reason why Lovato and Gomez can’t perform onstage or film a movie side by side. I believe entertainment is about doing your best, and providing superior content.

Why are the Lovatics crazy in love with Demi Lovato? Maybe, they’re so insane because the entertainer’s body is Bootylicious like Beyoncé. Or quite simply, her body of work is amazing.


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