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Appreciate the Comedic Genius of Kevin James

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date June 22, 2015

BY: GURU JAY

I’m firmly against censorship. I admire celebrities that take chances. Don’t you appreciate comedians, because they say whatever the hell they want to say? If everybody is politically correct society as we know it is over!

I like Kevin James because he’s upbeat and all over the place. He takes his audience into his own little world like a hostage taker. He won’t let go of you until he gets what he wants.

Do you watch King of Queens reruns? That TV show has it all. King of Queensdoesn’t shortchange you, in large part because of Kevin James.

I’m singing his praises because he’s one of the best comics left standing. Do you remember Last Comic Standing? Did you know that Kevin James was discovered on a similar show called Star Search?

You know Kevin kept winning. And don’t we love winners? Though his TV show ran its course, he had an amazing ride filming movies. No matter how corny the plots may be, James makes it happen.

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I’m not saying Botox but Kevin James looks younger than his age. God blesses some people with great genes. What is more, Kevin is comfortable in his skin.

He plays minor roles like Hitch. And he leads the way in movies such as Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Zoo Keeper. Did you see Grownups and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry?

I believe Adam Sandler and Kevin James push each other to the extreme. If you ask me, they’re both great comedians, but James is better. Sandler comes across as insensitive at times. You rarely read about Kevin James being a bigot, because he stays away from controversy.

Still, you appreciate the comic because he delivers beefy material. Plus, he presents jokes in a professional manner. The comedian proves it is possible to have fun, without making fun of your audience.

Appreciate the comedic genius of Kevin James.

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Who Feels Gleeful? Lea Michele Vs. Naya Rivera

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date June 15, 2015

BY: GURU JAY

There is a lot to be happy about. Cheer up! Take a break. Treat yourself to this story. Have fun!

Who thought Glee would last forever? Great things require closure. Glee was a great show with a great cast. Moreover, Glee cast members Lea Michele and Naya Rivera stood out because of their greatness.

I really don’t know how the show managed to maintain the two phenomenal actresses under contract for so long. You look back and see a program with limitless possibilities. Lea and Naya are fine actresses and amazing musicians. It is a joy watching their careers launch off from their starting points.

I’m firmly against bandwagon jumping. I’m an Early Adopter. And I’m a diehard supporter.

I support Lea Michele and Naya Rivera as individuals and brands, because they are more than rising stars. They are shooting stars! The elite Latina entertainers have everybody chitchatting.

I pay close attention to trends and tune out gossip. By checking up on who is hot, you learn what is happening now. I like Lea and Naya because they’re hard workers with easygoing attitudes.

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Do you like it easy? Well, if you watch YouTube videos, just type Glee into the search bar. You’ll find awesome content by simply clicking your left mouse button, or punching your enter key.

Most Glee cast members are underrated as singers and entertainers, because the show ran effortlessly for 7 straight years. Fans value this consistency. Furthermore, everyday the Latinas are becoming more beautiful.

I estimate Naya and Lea get more money from beauty endorsements than acting and singing.

Imagine you were tempting like them. Picture living in a SoCal Mansion overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Have you mailed Papi his postcard yet?

Ironically, Rivera and Michele represent a gleeful lifestyle. There is not a care in the world they need to worry about. The moral of the story is: get those bills paid on time, and do what makes you happy.

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Hollywood LookAlikes: Hilary Swank Vs. Jennifer Garner

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date June 14, 2015

BY: GURU JAY

Believe it or not, Hilary Swank and Jennifer Garner are not the same person. These Hollywood lookalikes are frequently mistaken for one another. If you’re ever confused, just remember Garner married Ben Affleck. Plus, Jennifer stands 2 inches taller than Hilary.

Through the years, Swank received better roles because she’s prettier. They are both B+ list actresses. However, I’ve heard Garner is easier to work with. But, Hilary plays it cool and makes up for her flaws.

Appearances can trick you. Hollywood is a strange and funny place. How many beautiful people come through town and leave disappointed? Even a perfect audition is no guarantee.

In show business, your best may not be good enough. Still, keep getting better like Jessica Alba. Sooner than later, everyone will recognize you; and, you won’t get ignored.

I like when Swank and Garner play soldiers or spies. Both brunettes give and take excruciating pain. Though, I believe Jennifer is tougher. Wouldn’t you rather see Garner in Million Dollar Baby instead of Swank?

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Listen, I’m not trying to take away from Hilary’s accomplishments. We’ve seen this actress put on amazing performances. All I am saying is that Jennifer’s career was stalled, because executives screwed up her story.

For instance, did you know Jennifer Garner was born in Houston? Her family relocated to West Virginia, then Canada. Moreover, Hilary hails from Nebraska, although she spent most of her teenage years in Seattle for High School.

Can you believe the Hollywood lookalikes have an identical net worth of $40 million apiece? Keep in mind Hilary is three years younger. So, she’ll probably be richer in the future.

Can you tell the difference between the actresses? Do you think the celebrities ever pass themselves off as each other? What are your favorite Hilary Swank and Jennifer Garner movies? Who is the better actor?

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Channing Tatum, Jennifer Lawrence, and the Center Hollywood Squares

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date June 12, 2015

BY: GURU JAY

Right now, Channing Tatum and Jennifer Lawrence are entertainment’s most marketable names. Lawrence will soon replace Marilyn Monroe as the perfect sex symbol. And Channing Tatum will become the new Brad Pitt.

Oddly enough, Pitt’s wife Angelina was the last actress to receive universal approval. Before her, the Hollywood obsession was Halle Berry. Today, it’s time for Jennifer to shine. Moreover, I feel there’s something special about Jennifer.

Have you seen White House Down? In this movie, Secret Agent Tatum saves President Foxx and the world over. It is one of the actor’s best films because he goes in hard.

Various reports reveal Jennifer Lawrence turned down a date with Prince Harry. Do you understand the logic? Would you have gone out with him 1 time?

Magic Mike and Hunger Games are cash cows because of Tatum’s and Lawrence’s involvement. Without them, the movies wouldn’t even have sequels. Remember Jennifer and Channing command top dollar because they’re top talent.

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These movie stars can seduce anybody. They exhibit charisma even while sleeping. What is more, Lawrence and Tatum reverse the script.

I recommend seeing the Silver Linings Playbook a second time. Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar for it. Unfortunately, the Academy snubbed her costar Bradley Cooper.

There was a game show called Hollywood Squares. You can watch its reruns on the Game Show Network. It starred celebrities such as Whoopi Goldberg, Gilbert Gottfried, Kathy Griffin, and the late Joan Rivers. Plus, Tom Bergeron served as host for 6 years.

There were 9 squares and cast members. The celebrities occupied a square resembling a cubicle. The game was played on a squared tic-tac-toe board with X’s and O’s. To get your marks, the celebrity helped you answer questions.

The center square was reserved for the elite. It was a subtle acknowledgement of their standing. Ellen DeGeneres, Alec Baldwin, and Simon Cowell all sat in this square. Surely, Channing Tatum and Jennifer Lawrence are the center Hollywood squares right now.

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Jackie Chan Vs. Jet Li + Your Favorite Martial Arts Movies

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date June 10, 2015

BY: GURU JAY

You must acquire a taste for foreign films like coffee and beer. Turning on subtitles is not the worst thing in the world, nor the most interesting. But, I prefer reading words, because as a writer I live in words. I enjoy seeing scripts come alive.

Bruce Lee passed the torch to Kung Fu masters and movie stars, Jackie Chan and Jet Li. There is a reason why Li and Chan are Expendables. Today, self-defense is integral to the action movie genre.

What is more, Chan and Li are true teachers of their mastery. Learning self-defense improves the body, and sharpens the mind. Like athletes, movie stars must dedicate time to nurture their gifts and talents.

I like Jackie Chan because he can do comedy. I recommend watching all three Rush Hours, because funnyman Chris Tucker is literally Chan’s sidekick.

Jet Li doesn’t speak English nearly as well as Jackie Chan. Plus, the average spectator has watched more Chan films than Li. Is Jet jealous of Jackie?

The media rolls out the red carpet for The Tuxedostar. But, they treat The Fearlessactor like Rodney Dangerfield. He “gets no respect.”

If Jackie Chan is 1st, Jet Li is a close 2nd. Actually, don’t discount Jet, because he has tons of fans globally. Plus, Jet likes his privacy protected.

Seeing Jackie and Jet square off is worth $50.

I believe Jet Li is faster, but Jackie Chan is better. Still, avoid starting a fight with either one of them at all costs. They will finish you.

Isn’t it ironic martial artists are peaceful? Although Karate can be violent, seeking a nonviolent solution is usually preferable. Why don’t you try Tai Chi?

When will a big name Japanese or Korean star emerge on the movie fight scene? Do you believe Jackie Chan is over 60? Also, I learned Jet Li is a singer.

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Back to story à The Forbidden Kingdom stars both Jackie Chan and Jet Li. It’s incredible they carry out their own stunts. Maybe, that keeps them young.

Do Li and Chan need bodyguards on their payrolls? How much of their fighting displays are just for show? Can they do all that in real life?

Could they defeat Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Damme, or Michael Jai White in an everything-goes battle? What are your favorite martial arts movies?

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Where Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Are Now

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date June 9, 2015

BY: GURU JAY

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Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron are walking a tightrope because they’re at a crucial point in their careers. Hopefully, Hudgens and Efron won’t lose their sex appeal to hardcore drugs. Still, Hollywood entices young stars to live carelessly. A wise chief said: don’t judge a man until you walk two moons in his moccasins.

Photogenic Vanessa Hudgens receives a lot of attention on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. There isn’t one bad picture of Vanessa floating around in cyberspace. Have you even seen her face without makeup?

Picture Vanessa Hudgens giving free hugs to 1,000 people. Hudgens and more celebs should go out of their way to interact with fans. What does it take to acknowledge followers?

Why isn’t Zac Efron in Magic Mike 2? Would Zac outshine Channing Tatum?

Right now, the High School Musical stars could have graduated with doctoral degrees. Efron and Hudgens are in transitional periods. If Hollywood stars practice patience as a virtue, and make time for rehearsals, they will succeed in whatever endeavor. If they get lazy and rest on their laurels, then failure is always an option.

Efron and Hudgens must prove themselves again as adults. How many child stars lose is it as grownups? Fortunately, Zac and Vanessa are multi-talented. If acting doesn’t pan out for them, they can turn to music.

Many prominent entertainers perform on Broadway. My main advice to celebrities is: don’t land on Dancing with the Stars until you’re 50^th birthday. Dancing with the Stars targets washed-up has-beens. Nobody really wants to be on the show except for the overpaid judges.

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Don’t get me wrong. It’s a watchable program. But, Hudgens and Efron bring more to the table. I can see Vanessa in romantic comedies and scary movies. I can imagine Zac as a science fiction and fantasy actor.

As long as you’re educated, your future tends to be bright. Don’t forget the best education is experience.

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Sofía Vergara, Eva Longoria, and Brand/ Star Power

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date June 8, 2015

BY: GURU JAY

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How dirty is Hollywood’s politics? How shady is Hollywood’s business? Are you sure you want to work in this entertainment industry?

Sofía Vergara is a bigger brand but Eva Longoria is a brighter star. There is a clear distinction between brand and star power. The brand will last long after the star has burnt out.

Did you know Vergara gets paid to drink Diet Pepsi? Also, Sofía stars in Rooms to Go commercials. Plus, she is a Cover Girl.

Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Pressley, and Bob Marley died but their image and likeness lives on through merchandising. I respect Sofía Vergara’s brand and marketing. Sources say Vergara has a net worth of $85 million and counting. In comparison, estimates put Eva Longoria’s value at $35 million.

I wonder sometimes whether Longoria realizes her star power, because she’s seriously underutilizing her famous name. Nonetheless, I applaud the celebrity’s charitable activities. What is more, I believe her philanthropy is making a difference.

By no means is Eva the perfect role model. However, she gladly confronts challenging issues. Plus, Eva seems humble.

I like Sofía but she appears overconfident. Nobody is above the law of Father Time. At some point beauty fades fast. I’m not saying Vergara can’t act, but Longoria is better.

Doesn’t Sofía deserve recognition for Modern Family? The Colombian-American plays her part terrifically. Latinos should embrace Vergara with open arms. It’s amazing the highest paid TV star is Latina.

I consider Longoria and Vergara the TV version of Cameron Diaz and Jessica Alba. Like Diaz and Alba, they are both dazzling and in high demand. So, why aren’t Eva and Sofía in more movies?

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I’ve heard Hot Pursuit starring Reese Witherspoon and Sofía Vergara is giggle-filled. Furthermore, Frontera is some of Eva Longoria’s best work. Do you see why Sofía and Eva are the best Latina actresses?

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