Category: Cher

Why Cher Is Amazing

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date May 4, 2016

BY: GURU JAY

Remember Alicia Silverstone played Cher and Stacey Dash was Dionne in Clueless. Stacey was named after superstar Dionne Warwick. And Alicia was named after the one and only Cher.

Good things happened in the 1990s. In the words of Cher “If I could turn back time…” I would warp us into 1995. Then, we’ll party like it’s 1999. R.I.P. Prince.

Do you notice how many great music artists go by 1 name? What if movie stars did the same thing? Imagine 23 Jump Street starring Channing and Jonah. #23 Michael appears in a cameo scene.

The main point is: there’s only one Cher. All the others are just imitators. So won’t the real Cher please stand up? S/O Eminem.

Like Barbra Streisand, the Cher sound is larger than life. Her vocal chords stretches to the highest degree. She owned the 1970s. We could also time travel to that era and save Jimi Hendrix.

Currently Cher leads 5 million Twitter and

Facebook followers. She has sold more than

100 million records. Plus this celebrity has a net

worth exceeding $305 million.

It’s easy to admire Cher because her career is admirable. Fans and musicians (of all stages) adore her beautiful art. You can spend the whole music appreciation class discussing her records and concerts. Who wouldn’t mind listening to a lecture on this singer?

There’s a certain boldness and rich quality to her voice. She’s finely tuned like a Steinway Grand Piano. It’s as if the one of a kind celebrity tickles the ebonies and ivories with her tonsils. How sure are we that her throat doesn’t have keys?

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Alicia Keys and Beyoncé can teach Nicki Minaj. Mariah Carey can teach Ariana Grande and Meghan Trainor. Rihanna and Lady Gaga can teach Miley Cyrus. Last but not least, Cher can teach the teachers.

I feel Cher inspires maybe even Madonna. Plus

the El Centro, California homegirl inspires the

world. Applaud her fearlessness and courage to

take on challenges.

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In closing, celebrities come and go. We

call them stars because their glory fades

but they shine for amoment. The truly amazing

stars don an everlasting glow. Cher is amazing.

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Why Sia Is Unique

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date November 23, 2015

BY: GURU JAY

Right now, Adele is making headlines for Hello and 25. And Rihanna is expected to release ANTI anytime. Finally, Sia will unveil her new album This Is Actingon January 29, 2016.

Listening to music is good for you. The next time you play a song, consider singing along. Currently, I’m Alive by Sia is on my playlist. I find myself reciting the words and humming the catchy tune. After closely examining the lyrics, I am impressed by the songwriting.

Sia won’t be forgotten. That’s for sure. Her style reminds me of Cher. She can belt out ballads with such great ease. Moreover, Sia is the most creative music artist out there.

I like Lady Gaga a lot, but Sia’s creativity is unmatchable. Kanye West can’t even express himself more creatively than Sia. Let me stress I’m not knocking anyone.

I only want to praise the Chandeliersinger’s gifts. It is wonderful listening to Sia. Who else can turn their voice into a trombone?

The Australian songstress isn’t bound by location. She built a strong fan base organically across continents. What is more, her lyrics contain meaning.

She serves a purpose. She’s not singing about sex or glorifying drug culture. Her music is about struggle and empowerment.

Did you know she’s collaborated with rappers Eminem and Kanye West on the songs Guts Over Fear and Wolves, respectively?

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Sia covers her face to remain mysterious. Who else does that? Almost all celebrities love placing their faces front and center.

“Selfies” are a new concept popularized by Kim Kardashian. The reality TV star “published” a book with pictures of her body in various poses.

Sia doesn’t seem to want fame. Who could blame her? However, the singer continues recording and performing because she realizes her incredible talent is a blessing. Sia is unique.

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Alicia Silverstone Vs. Christina Applegate

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date March 14, 2015

BY: GURU JAY

Can you imagine 90s television without Married with Children? After Al Bundy, Christina Applegate’s character Kelly Bundy was the most popular on the show. Moreover, Christina will go down in TV history.

Although Kelly Bundy flunked Algebra, she received an A plus in Anatomy. The A stands for Asstastic. Kelly was the butt of numerous dumb jokes. Because of Applegate’s unbelievable sex appeal, Married with Children received unprecedented high ratings.

Fast forward to Alicia Silverstone, who starred as Cher in Clueless. Cher participated in shopping sprees like surveys. Her sidekick Dionne played by Stacey Dash is just as superficial and sexy as Cher.

What if Silverstone never started acting? Fortunately, Silverstone and Applegate began show business at a young age. Clearly, the celebrities have developed into remarkable actresses.

What is more, neither one appears conceited or entitled. Alicia and Christina have already paid their dues. Had it not been for Christina, Nikki Cox might not have starred in Unhappily… and later Las Vegas.

There is this misconception that beauty makes up for talent. Quite contrary, sexiness is only an added bonus. Applegate’s trademark blue eyes and blonde hair are flawless and special.

Too bad Christina never kept her extra lengthy and golden locks. That’s one reason Alicia has a nice advantage. You see Silverstone takes pride in her long waving tresses. She is a convincing Juliet and Rapunzel. In addition, Alicia’s natural green eyes come from her Scottish mother.

Would you like Silverstone’s radiant skin? Let’s face it. Christina and Alicia have two of the finest faces and figures in Hollywood.

Applegate is better because of her career achievements. Plus, Applegate is a triple threat talent who dances and performs on stage too. Because of her success, she’s an easy pick and my favorite.

Check out Anchorman because Christina makes a good reporter. Also, see Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. Finally, check out Batman & Robin because you’ll enjoy Alicia as Batgirl.

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What do you like most about Alicia Silverstone and Christina Applegate?

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