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Nicki Minaj Vs. Iggy Azalea RAP BATTLE

BY: GURU JAY
When Nicki Minaj started rapping, she couldn’t sell a record. Everyone viewed her as a gimmick and one trick pony. But after years of experimenting, Nicki Minaj found her place.
Rolling Stone adorned their cover with an enticing image of the outspoken rapper. Unfortunately, the magazine bumped off her buddy Drake for Philip Seymour Hoffman. Apparently, there isn’t any bad blood between the media and the Hip-Hop community anymore.
Iggy Azalea
In contrast, Iggy Azalea achieved instant recognition. Unlike Nicki, Iggy Azalea came out of the woodworks with Timberlands, an ax to grind, and a chainsaw. However, Nicki Minaj accused the Aussie celebrity of using a ghostwriter.
Iggy Azalea profusely denies Nicki Minaj’s allegations. Nicki Minaj is not jealous of Iggy’s success. However, she’s envious of the Australian beauty’s momentum.

Why Nicki Wins
Nicki Minaj wins the rap battle because no female rapper matches her accomplishments. In fact, many male Hip-Hop artists cannot hold a candlestick to Nicki Minaj’s birthday cake. The platinum singer was
the first and only rapper to judge American Idol.
The celebrity clearly learned how to make impactful music and market her brand. What a 180-degree turnaround! She’s vulgar, inflammatory, and hardcore.

Why Iggy Can’t Lose
In order to reach superstardom, Iggy Azalea needs time to develop and to maximize her full potential. Iggy’s already an influential Australian prodigy. The Black Widow rapper has a coldblooded heart and venomous veins.
Prima donna contests are like beauty pageants. Nicki must relinquish her crown to another princess. Iggy Azalea is a strong contender and a future champion.

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Star Wars Vs. Star Trek

BY: GURU JAY

Star Wars Vs. Star Trek
What’s your pick, Star Wars or Star Trek? As a movie critic, I admire both series. I believe they complement each other. What would Stars Wars be without Star Trek, and vice-versa? The answer: a monopoly.
Nobody likes monopolies. People want choices. Picture only drinking Pepsi. There’s been a universal ban of Coca-Cola. We can go to McDonald’s, but Burger King has gone out of business. That would be the day!
You see Star Trek needs Star Wars just as much as summer needs winter? Rather than picking one, let’s appreciate it all.
Star Wars offers something valuable and so does Star Trek. Its characters Darth Vader, Yoda and R2-D2 fascinate me. James Earl Jones’ voice is legendary.

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What is Star Trek’s answer: Spock. Oh yeah, William Shatner wasn’t too bad either.
On the flip side, Spock. Spock exemplifies the future of space travel. He’s the leader you want in case of an all out galactic universal war.
Star Trek has the most devoted fans. Star Wars’ fans seem flaky. Numbers matter in the entertainment industry.
In financial terms, Star Wars leaves Star Trek behind in the Star Dust. By the way, who is a fan of Star Dust? Star Wars is worth $30 billion.
From a marketing perspective, Star Wars has a clear advantage. Who remembers taking a Star Wars lunchbox to Kindergarten? Merchandise is a big part of the equation.
As a child, I had Star Wars’ toys. Does Star Trek even make toys? Call me superficial, but I am in awe at the commercial success of Star Wars.

Star Wars captures your imagination. That’s why it’s better. And, It’s bigger too.

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Jennifer Aniston Vs. Angelina Jolie: Why Angelina Should Kiss Jennifer’s Feet

Jennifer Aniston Vs. Angelina Jolie

BY: GURU JAY

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Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston. It’s okay though, because Aniston is laughing last. Although Brad and Angie make the perfect couple, Jenni is my BFF.

In the long run, I rank Jennifer Aniston higher than Angelina Jolie because of the sitcom Friends. The TV show was on air for 10 seasons. So Jenni doesn’t have to work. The actress has more royalty checks than Prince William.

In the short term, Angelina Jolie is quickly becoming the go-to-girl in Hollywood. Did you know that she’s making a name for herself as a director and producer? You have to respect the lady’s prowess but don’t discount Ms. Aniston’s career. I’m tired of Jolie lovers bashing in Jenni’s head.

Jennifer Aniston was bigger than TV. Is Angelina Jolie bigger than movies? Maybe.
                                                                     
A.J. and J.A. are fine actresses. But Jen is underpaid and Angie is overrated. Why does Angelina get the red carpet rolled out for her? Why is she so special?

No one addresses this but I will. Brad Pitt made Angelina Jolie famous. That’s right: I said it.

When Angie was going with Billy Bob Thornton she was on the D-List. After jumping on Brad’s bandwagon she made the B-list. I’m not going to get into how she made the A-list. All I can say is: her moves were carefully calculated like a Bobby Fischer chess match.

You see, she helped Billy Bob more than he helped her. Jolie started seeing Brad Pitt when he was big. Let’s go a little further. Jennifer Aniston made Brad Pitt famous.

I’m telling the truth. Hollywood ‘hookups’ are just like arraigned marriages. You won’t find Madonna dating a Baltimore Oriole. If you want a crack at the ‘Material Girl,’ bat cleanup for the New York Yankees!

Angelina Jolie is a legend. She is the most superior actress to grace the silver screen. But where are her TV credits?

There are more than 200 episodes of Friends. How many movies have Jolie been in? Not even 50.

Here is the startling reality. Jennifer Aniston has played in more movies than Angelina Jolie? + She is Rachel on Friends.

The Jennifer Aniston jokes are tiresome and unwarranted. Jennifer is not bitter. Why should she be? If anything, she is relieved. Brad was a real drag on her and a nuisance.

Aniston deserves more Oscar worthy roles. If the movie executives gave Aniston better parts she would perform to a higher degree. Jen is one of a kind, which is rare. She has a unique gift.

Not A Beauty Pageant

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An actress is not a Miss America, Miss World or Miss Universe. You need true talent to make it. It’s easy for them to find a sexier girl if they want one. Don’t rely only on beauty. Play your part.

I feel sorry for the vast majority of actors. You see their faces, but you don’t know their names. Many actors are uncredited. Some screenwriters are in this same boat.

In many ways, Hollywood functions like the feudal system. Movie stars subject themselves to psychological beheadings and manipulations. It is the medieval times all over again, with the special emphasis on ‘eval’ (evil).

Jennifer Aniston has raw talent. She is more talented than Angelina. Now Jolie is sexier than Aniston and the whole state of California. But this is not a beauty pageant.

Aniston offers the complete package, while Jolie is the bomb. Angelina is the best female action star in Hollywood history. I give credit where it is due.

No one addresses this either, but I will. Fans favor Jolie for her youth. Angie is six years younger than Jen. That’s one hell of an age difference in show business! It’s only fair to compare 39 year-old Jolie to 39-year-old Aniston.

Let’s have the same conversation five years from now.

Why Should Angelina Kiss Jennifer’s Feet?


Jennifer Aniston is responsible for the careers of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Do you think I’m bullshitting? Take a look at the tale of the tape.

It shouldn’t surprise you that Brad Pitt’s filmography got 1,000 times better after hooking up with Aniston. Pitt owes Aniston at least $10 million from just World War Z. Also, Brad got to be Benjamin Button because of his arraigned marriage to Jennifer. 

I’m not a fan of how Brad betrayed Jennifer. I’ll be blunt. He used her like a rag-doll. That’s why Angelina used him.

It’s funny how things work. Buddha calls it Karma. James Brown calls it payback. I call it a boomerang. 

Here’s proof Brad Pitt cheated on Aniston with Jolie. 

Wet your lips, Angelina. Tonight you’re kissing Jennifer Aniston’s toes. This isn’t a movie. Oh, by the way, how many millions have you made at the expense of Jennifer Aniston? 

Show her some respect. Write a thank you note or something. Ask Jimmy Fallon to get you started.

Seriously, the real  problem is Angelina Jolie acts entitled. She should act more humble. She may think she’s the best but Sandra Bullock is actually better.I can’t wait to write a story on Sandra.

I might blog more about my favorite actresses. Let me know if you’re interested.

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If you’re a loyal or even a disloyal reader, then you know I am passionate about filmmaking. Check out my past articles I’ve written about actresses. 1. Top 10 Highest Paid Actresses  2. Who’s Hot? 30 Hottest Hollywood Starlets Under 30  3. Who’s On Top? 10 Favorite Science Fiction and Fantasy Actresses 

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Top 20 Celebrity Quotes + Videos

BY: GURU JAY

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If kids say the darnedest things, so do celebs. Have you ever thought about getting inside a celebrity’s head? What do they actually think about their fans?


You’ll be surprised to learn their innermost feelings. Celebrities all agree on one thing. That is, living the celebrity lifestyle has some drawbacks.


While reading these quotes, you’ll see how fame can pigeonhole people. You may start feeling sorry for our famous friends. Please don’t sympathize.

Although the good life is bad at times, very few Hollywood stars would trade in their celebrity. Despite what they tell you, they love every bit of their stardom. What’s not to love?

As soon as you wake up, the paparazzi are prepared to film your whole day. They’ll even take pictures of the food you eat. It’s all in a day’s work.

We’re about to scramble celebrity thoughts like a chef scrambles eggs on Monday morning. Let’s look at the top twenty celebrity quotes. These are my favorites that I want to share with you.

Celebrity Quotes: Stay tuned for videos at the end…

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Jude Law and Jonah Hill express their similar distastes. All Jude wants to do is act; but he can’t be an actor without being a celebrity. Certain things come with the territory. Jonah believes it is both a blessing and a curse.

Jared Leto just wants to be regular and he is…Celebrities are not much different from ordinary people. They experience the same situations everyone else does.

Danica Patrick and Julia Roberts express their need for privacy. Because they are high profile, the media is knocking on their doors. Considering Roberts is highly compensated, you can see why she is watched all over the world. The same goes for Danica.

As a celebrity, you are constantly on the radar. They all want to know your whereabouts. If you go missing from the spotlight, something is automatically wrong. 

The celebrity lifestyle has several perks. It is a lot of fun. But on the flip side, your life is open season.

Are you ready for deconstructive criticism? Celebrity lifestyles are designed to be materialistic. As a result, many celebrities lose the fame and fortune.

I encourage you to save and invest your money like the 50 richest celebrities. Believe me, you can make a lot from a little. Allow compound interest to work in your favor. 

When you signed up to be a star, did you know you’d be more scrutinized than a politician? In fact, politicians have more privacy than you. To be frank, the public restroom is more private.

In spite of everything, you aren’t going back to your 9 to 5 job.  “Once you’re a celebrity, you’re a celebrity all the way. From your first cigarette to your last dying day.” Your life is a lot like the West Side Story, full of drama.



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Denzel Washington expresses the same emotions as Danica Patrick. They want privacy. Frankly, they deserve private time.

Celebrities make mistakes like everyone. The difference is that their missteps are magnified in the media. What is more, celebrities cannot afford political incorrectness. There are two sides to a story and a celebrity better be on the right side.

Robert Redford and Jessica Alba illustrate how Hollywood affects their behaviors. They’re expected to talk, walk, and act a particular way. Red flags are raised every time they deviate from script. Actors have a role to play on and off screen.

Eva Longoria views herself as a role model. She takes fame by the coat tails. On the other hand, Kelly Clarkson longs for simplicity.

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Actresses Sarah Michelle Gellar and Rashida Jones describe fame as a weird feeling. It is a major change. One day you’re an actor, and then overnight you’re a movie star. 

It all happens fast. Hollywood gives you a quick fix. Practically all entertainers use Hollywood as a launching pad for their careers.


If you’re lucky, you may inherit fame. Drew Barrymore is a prime example. She doesn’t feel like a celebrity, because she’s always been famous. She was literally born a star.


Actors Jack Nicholson and Russell Crowe recognize their star power. Jack’s quote is a bit exaggerated to say the least. And, Russell puts his money where his mouth is. I admire the Beautiful Mind movie star for his bold insights.


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What does it take to be a top 50 celebrity or top 10 actor? What does it take to be on the level of Katy Perry or Justin BieberWhat does it take to be famous? 

Matthew McConaughey and Megan Fox discuss the challenges of stardom. How much time do you think Matthew and Megan spend in the gym? McConaghey and Fox are famous for their looks. You better bet, in order to keep fit, they work out.


The hot actress is highly in demand for a reason. Megan Fox has found her niche in the entertainment industry. She is steadily becoming the must sought after sex symbol in show business.


I would say the price of fame is worth it. Although Adele and Jennifer Garner struggle with their celebrity, they love being a celebrity. It is crucial to point out celebrities want to be famous.


I leave you with Lady Gaga’s thoughts. It doesn’t take much to be a celebrity. In actuality, it is a thin line between ordinary and extraordinary. Fame is achievable if you reach out far enough.
While your arm is out, why don’t you give a helping hand?


Lady Gaga sings like a bluejay in the Paparazzi video. 


You can view the Top 20 Celebrity Quotes video here.



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