BY: GURU JAY
Is J.K. Rowling writing Adele’s lyrics? Is this the best-kept secret in entertainment? How else do you explain this domination of the music business? While I don’t believe the Harry Potter author is her ghostwriter, I do believe Adele possesses supernatural abilities.
What does the water department put in their drinking water over there? The singer’s vocal chords sound refreshing. Once again, there’s something special about the English sound of music.
Like J.K. Rowling, Adele will collect royalty checks forever. She recently released a new song entitled When We Were Young. Three weeks prior, she treated fans to the tune of Hello. I predict that Hellowill gather over 1 billion YouTube views within a year.
The one and only Adele is the meaning of greatness. While she was away she literally improved her vocal chords by undergoing throat surgery. Moreover, her mechanics have never been better.
What are your favorite Adele songs? I can’t listen to Someone Like You and Rolling In the Deep enough. Will you buy her new 25 album?
Just when you thought Sam Smith was the only one, Adele sends a timely reminder of her brilliance. Instantaneously, Hello has replaced Stay With Me. If Adele doesn’t win a Grammy in February, I don’t know what to tell you.
Right now, Adele can win any award she so desires. I know to call Adele’s music like J.K. Rowling’s books is a big stretch. But, both celebrities handle the media similarly.
After Harry Potter ran its course, J.K. Rowling kept her distance. And that’s the way I like it uh huh uh huh. The singer gave us precious songs, and then took a hiatus. Fans appreciate meticulous and talented individuals.
Like J.K., Adele created her own little world. Although the Set Fire to the Rain songstress doesn’t deviate from the standard, she sets the bar high. Her return to music has caused an earthquake in the industry.
Suddenly Rihanna, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are back on their heels. I support perfect competition. And I’m a fan of expert performers.
Say what you want about Hollywood. But it’s where dreams come true. We are lucky Adele pursues her passion. Let’s give a warm welcome back to the Hometown Glory singer.
I am Guru Jay launching into orbit in 5-4-3-2-1!