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Who’s Watching Fresh Off the Boat?

BY: GURU JAY 


Who’s watching Fresh Off the Boat? Last night I tuned in and wasn’t disappointed. If you want to be entertained, check out Fresh Off the Boat.
I see Dr. Ken regularly. Now, Fresh Off the Boat is my new favorite sitcom. This season, the Fresh Off the Boat crewmates are rocking in the same boat. No one is jumping ship either because tides are running high.
ABC is doing a good job catering to a diverse population. Modern Family, The Goldbergs, and Blackish are cornerstones of the established TV network. With a little more marketing, Fresh Off the Boat could improve its ratings.

I believe Constance Wu is a beautiful Asian actress. If I were running this show, I would broadcast her image and likeness everywhere. Also, she’ll get more lines under my production and direction.
It’s difficult trying to increase a TV show’s ratings. It’s a brutally competitive business.  The best way to boost ratings is through innovation.
Like many comedy shows, Fresh Off follows a formula. If we add a variable, then we should expect a different outcome. Maybe, adding a few more recurring characters can do the trick. For instance, comedian Margaret Cho (Dr. Wendi) plays Ken Jeong’s sister.
Right now, Randall Park (Louis Huang) and Hudson Yang (Eddie) carry the weight of the TV show. I don’t propose changing this father and son dynamic. However, we must utilize all of our available resources in order to produce the most profitable situation.

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I promise you’ll have fun watching Fresh Off the Boat because of all the creativity. The latest episode was called “Huangsgiving.” Constance Wu’s character (Jessica) was chosen by her mother to “host” Thanksgiving. I won’t spoil it for those who haven’t seen it. You can watch the full episode by visiting here. Give thanks.

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Is Adele the J.K. Rowling of Music?

BY: GURU JAY

  
Is J.K. Rowling writing Adele’s lyrics? Is this the best-kept secret in entertainment? How else do you explain this domination of the music business? While I don’t believe the Harry Potter author is her ghostwriter, I do believe Adele possesses supernatural abilities.
What does the water department put in their drinking water over there? The singer’s vocal chords sound refreshing. Once again, there’s something special about the English sound of music.
Like J.K. Rowling, Adele will collect royalty checks forever. She recently released a new song entitled When We Were Young. Three weeks prior, she treated fans to the tune of Hello. I predict that Hellowill gather over 1 billion YouTube views within a year.

The one and only Adele is the meaning of greatness. While she was away she literally improved her vocal chords by undergoing throat surgery. Moreover, her mechanics have never been better.
What are your favorite Adele songs? I can’t listen to Someone Like You and Rolling In the Deep enough. Will you buy her new 25 album?
Just when you thought Sam Smith was the only one, Adele sends a timely reminder of her brilliance. Instantaneously, Hello has replaced Stay With Me. If Adele doesn’t win a Grammy in February, I don’t know what to tell you.
Right now, Adele can win any award she so desires. I know to call Adele’s music like J.K. Rowling’s books is a big stretch. But, both celebrities handle the media similarly.

After Harry Potter ran its course, J.K. Rowling kept her distance. And that’s the way I like it uh huh uh huh. The singer gave us precious songs, and then took a hiatus. Fans appreciate meticulous and talented individuals.
Like J.K., Adele created her own little world. Although the Set Fire to the Rain songstress doesn’t deviate from the standard, she sets the bar high. Her return to music has caused an earthquake in the industry.
Suddenly Rihanna, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are back on their heels. I support perfect competition. And I’m a fan of expert performers.
Say what you want about Hollywood. But it’s where dreams come true. We are lucky Adele pursues her passion. Let’s give a warm welcome back to the Hometown Glory singer.

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Who’s Wilder And Crazier Than Russell Brand?

BY: GURU JAY

  
It’s never too early or too late to start doing standup comedy. Fans expect comics to come on stage and tell hilarious stories. Who tells wilder and crazier stories than Russell Brand?
Although he’s a fun and playful celebrity, there is also a serious side to the man. Russell Brand is waging war against income inequality. As an activist, he is outspoken about wage slavery.
Taking a stance against powerful corporations is extremely risky. Then again, Russell Brand doesn’t mind losing out. And that’s why he’s a winner.
Russell raises eyebrows and drops jaws, because he’ll say what he feels like saying. He isn’t filtering his word choices like most celebrities. While many celebs commonly erase their Tweets, Brand hardly hits the delete button.

An authentic comedian won’t apologize for anything or to anyone. Russell Brand is a celeb with balls. He wears his hair long. He dons a full beard. This is symbolic to how Russell lives his life- to the fullest.
People are fond of him because he’s hosted TV shows, acted in movies, and performed on stage. You should consider watching Get Him to the Greek.
Russell Brand can make you comfortable and uncomfortable in a matter of minutes. He regularly challenges the status quo. What great comedian is politically correct? It’s the comic’s duty to get under people’s skin.
I admire Brand’s style and delivery. He doesn’t give it to you all at once. Joke by joke, sketch by sketch, the great Brit takes spectators on a trip.
You see Russell Brand thrives on controversy. That’s why he means everything to the comedy world. He is someone who bridges gaps.

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His intellect allows him to relate to a range of mentalities. You know it is important to widen your scope. I look forward to the comedic actor’s movies because of his uniqueness.
You won’t find a wilder and crazier jokester.
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Why Matthew McConaughey Is A Godsend

BY: GURU JAY

  
Matthew McConaughey is a godsend. He delivers passionate onscreen performances. The actor transposes into characters.
Quote me on this. There is no role that Matthew McConaughey cannot play. He has proven he is the best and sharpest movie lawyer in A Time To Kill and Lincoln Lawyer. Are you guilty of believing McConaughey is an attorney at law? His Lincoln Motors deal was well deserved.
I highly recommend watching this actor’s movies because he conveys human feelings and emotions like no one else. You see his characters convince you they’re real people.
The Hollywood star isn’t scared of getting his hands dirty? Have you seen Mud? It is a great Matthew McConaughey movie with Reese Witherspoon.

There is always a romantic element in the star’s script. Apparently, he is an attractive man. Check out Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. What is The Wedding Planner without Matthew McConaughey? If you want a tear-jerking flick, go see Matthew.

Did you know he won Best Lead Actor Academy Award for Dallas Buyers Club? He plays an HIV patient given 30 days to live by some quack. Don’t you dislike doctors trying to play God? The movie is based on a true story.

Moreover, it shows where there’s a will there’s a way. McConaughey (Ronald Woodroof) finds a life saving medicine that’s unapproved by the FDA, because a greedy pharmaceutical company is holding back progress. Luckily, Woodroof changes lives by giving the medicine to others who desperately need it. It is a must-see movie.

In Interstellar, his character (who’s travelling in space) communicates with his daughter back on Earth. The planet is faced with a food crisis. And NASA is exploring space in the shadows.

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Fortunately, in due time his daughter saves humanity. If you ever wondered about black holes, robotics, and time travel, Interstellaris the movie for you. It is a thought provoking and timeless tale.
We all have God-given talents. We should use them for the betterment of our society. I believe Matthew McConaughey is a godsend. His acting motivates others to do something valuable.

Life is like a movie. Everyone has a role to play, and no role is insignificant. Remember, we can all be godsends.

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Is Nicki Minaj The Best Female Rapper?

BY: GURU JAY

  
If you’re planning on partying this weekend, you’re bound to hear Nicki Minaj’s music at the nightclub. DJs like playing Anacondafor obvious reasons. Sir Mix A Lot said it best, “baby got back!” Oh, yeah.
Females connect with Nicki because she raps about her lifestyle before and after success. Her message empowers girls to dream for better, not worst. Being like Nicki Minaj means you can have nice things if you try to attract it.
Nicki is not pretending to rule the Hip-Hop world. She really is a rap queen. She could have been a video girl, but early on she saw the bigger picture.

Moreover, Nicki doesn’t hold her tongue. If she has beef with someone, she’ll let it be known. You must admire a person that wont back down from a challenge.
At the BET Awards she called out rappers not writing their own lyrics (mainly Iggy Azalea). And at the MTV Awards, she spoke her mind about the show’s host Miley Cyrus.
You see Minaj expresses herself in explicit language because true rap is “street.” Don’t confuse her with this new breed. The music artist reflects Tupac and Biggie. Nicki Minaj falls in the middle of Eminem and Rihanna talent wise.

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Moreover, she won the rap battle against Iggy Azalea in a landslide victory. Who can deny that Minaj is the best female rapper in the game?
Nicki is super-talented. Have you heard Feeling Myself featuring Beyoncé? The rapper’s flow is incredible. Also, Only with Lil Wayne, Drake, and Chris Brown stirs controversy like coffee, because it’s too hot.

Plus, Minaj has one of the sexiest figures in the entertainment industry. That’s why the celebrity graces the covers of Rolling Stone, Cosmopolitan, Ellie, and Vogue. I believe Nicki Minaj’s image is worth 1 billion dollars easily.

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How Selena Gomez Became Ms. International

BY: GURU JAY


Everywhere you look Selena Gomez is making headlines. Right now, Selena is one of the hottest and smartest singers in Tinseltown. While other entertainers appear fickle, she makes bold moves on the Boulevard.
Sooner or later she’ll have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. She is accustomed to receiving top honors. Gomez earned the AMA, Glamour, and Teen Choice awards.
The former Disney teen is evolving into a polished pop singer. Did you know she starred on Wizards of Waverly Placefor 4 seasons? Currently, she is promoting her new album Revival.

There are few people more popular than Selena Gomez on social media. Nearly 35 million fans follow her Twitter profile. Plus, she leads over 50 million Instagram followers.
Thanks to advice from Taylor Swift, Gomez is concentrating exclusively on music. As a result, I feel Gomez’s music is getting better. Listen to Same Old Love. You can tell she’s developing a different sound.
What is more, Selena’s music reaches everybody. If she just wanted to reach Latinos, she would sing in Spanish only. Without question, her songs compel all types of crowds.

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For the record, I believe Selena Gomez will outdo Justin Bieber in a decade. Selena is a more durable brand than Justin, because she isn’t dealing with constant backlash. Selena seems to sincerely appreciate her fans.
According to Ace Showbiz, Gomez earned $3 million from her Pantene endorsement deal. Here’s my 2 cents (pun intended). I believe Selena could have received more money. 
Can you believe the Good For You songstress is only 23? She has the whole world ahead of her. No doubt Selena Gomez appeals to the masses.
Don’t underestimate the thriving Latino population in the United States and internationally. The numbers do add up. That’s how Pitbull became Mr. Worldwide. And that’s how Selena Gomez became Ms. International.

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How Jessica Simpson And Nicole Richie Became Famous

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Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie share several similarities. For starters, they are around the same age. Additionally, both celebrities starred in a Reality TV series. Finally, Simpson and Richie built clothing line empires.
Nicole and Jessica became famous by becoming what I call “TV Turn-ons.” The concept is: rather than turning on the TV you get turned on by the TV, stars specifically.
This happens in movies too. I call this “Movie Eye Candy.” Instead of eating Raisinets, Whoppers, and other candy at the movies, you become enthralled with the eye candy on the silver screen. Jennifer Lawrence and Channing Tatum are perfect examples of this trend. 

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica and The Simple Life were groundbreaking shows. There’s no doubt that Simpson and Nicole benefited immensely from their Reality TV stardom. More than 12 years later, their brands continue to strengthen.
Like Kim Kardashian, Richie and Simpson helped their family get famous as well. Plus, Paris Hilton helped her sister Nicky, who just married a Rothschild. It seems most reality stars aren’t caught up in sibling rivalry.
Do you remember when Jessica’s sister Ashlee lip-synched on Saturday Night Live?

 
People forget Jessica Simpson was a hot pop star, because of her success as a fashion designer. According to numerous sources, her net worth stands at $150 million. Maybe, there’s something to the name “Jessica,” because Jessica Alba is worth $ 200 million.
The socialite Nicole Richie recently wrapped up season 2 of her Candidly Nicole reality show. What is more, her business House of Harlow 1960 is growing an astounding rate. The mother of 2 is creating children’s apparel now.
As a side note, Jessica Simpson has 2 kids too.

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Last but not least, luck plays a significant role in the stories of Jessica Simpson and Nicole Richie. Of course, you can’t change the hand you were dealt. But that doesn’t mean you can’t bluff sometimes.

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