BY: GURU JAY
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It’s an emergency. We’re in the E.R. Room right now. Guru Jay is about to resuscitate the Spice girls. Call it a reunion if you will.
I know what I’m doing. I spent time studying under the best doctors, although I don’t have a medical degree; I’m a Guru damn it. I’m the greatest one you know in fact. I’ve mediated to the music of Dr. Dre. I’m sure you seen some of my Tweets #GuruJay.
Let’s not digress from the matter at hand. I’ve got lives to save. I’ll start with Mel B (Scary Spice) first because she’s a judge on America’s Got Talent; and you know, I scout talent with an eagle eye .
Mel B has 1.06 million Twitter followers, along with 265,000 Facebook likes. She’s made a name for herself ever since the Spice Girls broke up in early 2000. Do you follow her on Twitter and like her on Facebook?
Next up is Mel C (Sporty Spice). Did you know she sold over 500,000 copies of her Reason album? She’s one of my favorites because her voice melts my heart. Nowadays, the Capricorn is keeping a low profile but I expect this to change pretty soon.
The third Spice girl I will resuscitate is Emma Bunton (Baby Spice). I think she’s a wonderful actress. Emma delivers amazing performances in some of Bollywood’s best movies. You should check them out. Moreover, she has the voice for radio and the face for TV. She has hosted the Saturday Show since 2009. Plus Emma presents Breakfast with Jamie Theakston.
Fourth is Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice). She’s enjoying the Spice of her life- Christian Horner. They married in 2015.
Last but not least, I will resuscitate Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice). Can you believe she’s still married to David Beckham? She’s built a name as a major fashion designer.
Now that they’re all resuscitated they can go on their reunion tour.
I am Guru Jay launching into orbit in 5-4-3-2-1!