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John Mayer Vs. Mark Ronson: Who is the Best Entertainer?

BY: GURU JAY
Is it ever too late to learn how to play the guitar? Instrumentals are just as invaluable as vocals. Does John Mayer’s voice beat Mark Ronson’s instruments?

Without question, Mayer’s vocal chords destroy Ronson’s, because Mark doesn’t sing. Who do you think is better overall as a complete entertainer? For me Mayer is more talented, but Ronson is more creative. 

To simultaneously play an instrument and carry a tune exceptionally well like the ‘Gravity’ singer, requires phenomenal skills. However, Ronson’s creativity scores are unbelievable. Remember he scratches and cuts records in addition to producing.
Why do you think everybody wants to collaborate with the ‘Oh My God’ hit maker? For two things, he is invisible and invincible.
Right now Mark Ronson is hotter than John Mayer. But that might change in the near future. Mayer is seeing Katy Perry, and you know Katy keeps bleeding his love.
Unfortunately, I have a feeling John messed over Taylor Swift pretty badly. That’s why it seems she made ‘Bad Blood’ with a vendetta. But what girl wouldn’t want to date the $10 million man? That’s right, according to Billboard, John earned over seven zeroes last year.
In contrast, Mark maintains a low profile. Some people prefer working behind the scenes. Sometimes great directors make more money than the greatest actors. In a sense, Mark Ronson is the Michael Bay of music.

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‘Uptown Funk’ and ‘Feel Right’ are definitely two songs in my queue.
The difference between Mark and John is, I don’t believe Ronson wants to be famous. But, Mayer seems to care immensely about his popularity. In entertainment, fame and money rarely come separately. And of course, bullshit is included too.
Actually, John plucks the strings stronger than Mark. Clearly, Ronson’s sound reaches more ears because he has an array of associated acts. For the most part, Mayer’s only musical companion is his trusty guitar.

Overall, I choose John Mayer as the best entertainer because he is a consistent storyteller, who has punctually arrived.

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What If Bruno Mars and Ariana Grande Sang Duets Together

BY: GURU JAY



Can you picture Bruno Mars and Ariana Grande singing duets together? You know Ariana Grande and Bruno Mars have taken music to a higher level. They’re on top of the totem pole.
Plus, they bring youthful energy to every song. That’s why their YouTube channels generate billions of views. What is more, the singers make music everyone can listen to.
It’s amazing how they control their pitch and tone. I would like Ariana Grande to voice my GPS. And Bruno Mars will sing my theme music.
These singers are in another stratosphere. Every girl loves hearing ‘Just the Way You Are’ because it’s perfect! Also, I have no problem with the way the ‘Problem’ musician sings.

As great as the Weeknd is, he’s no Bruno Mars. Replace the Weeknd’s part on ‘Love Me Harder’ with a Bruno Mars version. Wow, wouldn’t that be incredible?
You see, the musicians have built fortresses for  fan bases. Musically, there is hardly anybody better than them, which is scary because they’re neither one is even 30 years old. In fact, Ariana hasn’t turned 25 yet.
Something tells me Ariana Grande will get her chance to perform at the Super Bowl like Bruno Mars . It wouldn’t surprise me if she does the National Anthem and Half Time show, numerous times in her career.

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Who wants some concert tickets? Is Bruno Mars Superman, because his talent is beyond Planet Earth? How many days does it take you to get ‘Uptown Funk’ out your head?


It takes me 3 days to get Bruno’s songs out my brain. So, I listen to his music once about every 4 days. I’m convinced Bruno Mars is capable of brainwashing the masses.
Moreover, the whole world likes these music artists mainly because of their modesty. It seems like they’re unaware of their effect on people’s eardrums. Or maybe, it’s all an illusion.
One thing I do know is after Ariana Grande hits 3 high notes, she’s got you hooked. There’s no denying that she makes addicting music. Fans can’t wait until she goes on tour again.
Fans feel the same way about Bruno Mars. Who serenades better than the Hawaiian? Let’s get the Bruno Mars/Ariana Grande duet campaign officially started.

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Bruno Mars: The Man Behind the Myth

BY: GURU JAY

There are millions of musicians but there is only one Bruno Mars. The planetary entertainer launched his music career in 2006. Since then, he’s been orbiting around Europa.
The Man Behind the Myth
Bruno Mars pens ballads like Stephen Hawking composes manuscripts about space-time continuums. Science can’t comprehend nor explain supernatural occurrences. Bruno’s more than a musical genius. Mars is a myth within the entertainment world.
When I’m listening to music, I listen for originality. Hooligans immediately recognize the musician’s songs. Bruno Mars sincerely has a passion for music and entertainment. Not many musicians perform on Bruno’s level.
The naturally talented showman demonstrates why he is unstoppable. I consider him the best of his generation because of his incredible vocal range. The passionate crooner’s performances look effortless.


The Role Model

Despite what some believe, celebrities are role models because the media worships entertainment. They’re obsessed over Hollywood hook-ups, marriages and baby bumps. Bruno Mars distances himself from buffoonery. Despite the hooligan name, Mars doesn’t cause trouble, Bruno just raises hell.
In a superficial universe, Bruno Mars is a guardian of the galaxy. The best thing about Bruno Mars is his timeless music and untarnished image. Fast forward a hundred years, and you’ll hear the superstar’s music blasted from Australia to Russia.
Moreover, the celebrity accepts his responsibilities. Bruno doesn’t avoid the Paparazzi or dodge the Thirty Mile Zone. Judging by: his Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, Mars values each of his fans.


Karaoke was invented for ballads like Bruno’s Grenade, Just the Way You Are, Locked Out of Heaven and Uptown Funk.

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