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BY: GURU JAY

Netflix decided to release Orange Is the New Black (OITNB) Season 3 earlier than expected. It makes perfect sense to me. You see, you get let out of prison early for good behavior.

OITNB is good TV. Give the writers and producers their credits for excellent character developments. Seeing Piper (Taylor Schilling), and Alex (Laura Prepon), rekindle their relationship is a nice turn of events.

Laura Prepon reminds me of a nice girl I chilled with in my dormitory. Ironically, she was an actress and bisexual too. There was also a lesbian, who acted exactly like Crazy Eyes.

Why does Crazy Eyes always steal the show?

Also, Dascha Polanco plays an interesting role. I look forward to the Diaz character developing. Unfortunately, her story is the most saddening.

The program goes deeply inside criminal minds exposing their harsh memories. The reality of it all is that, these inmates are beating themselves up mentally. That’s why the new drama class is important to their survival. Moreover, it is crucial that the inmates express their emotions and feelings.

Have the 13 episodes lived up to the hype? I’ve tediously watched 4 shows so far. When I give a critique or review, I analyze every detail.

OITNB has stories abound. That’s why it never bores you. It’s always fun and witty.

The series has taken over social media. You’ll see thousands of tweets related to Season 3. That’s why it’s back, in full force, by popular demand.

Have you heard the expression, “there are too many chiefs and not enough Indians?” In this case there are too many Indians (inmates) and not enough chiefs (guards).

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Orange Is the New Black Season 3 has proven to be the best of the series without question. Who are your favorite characters? Are you binge watching OITNB? If so, let’s fade to orange.

I am Guru Jay launching off into orbit in 5-4-3-2-1!

BY: GURU JAY

Ryan Is the New Robert If Orange Is the New Black

Ryan is the new Robert if orange is the new black. Movie legends Robert De Niro and Robert Downey, Jr. paved the way for all actors. Hollywood stars Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Gosling owe a great deal to the two Bobbies.

Hollywood is an evolving landscape Gosling and Reynolds are the new version of De Niro and Downey, Jr. The torch has not been passed yet though. As the business evolves, so do the actors. The Ryans still have a lot to learn.

Who is your favorite Ryan? Did you know Ryan Reynolds was married to Scarlett Johansson? What makes a movie star great?

Who is the best Bob? I think they are both exceptional actors. But Robert De Niro is my all time favorite.

Robert De Niro

De Niro is extremely versatile. No challenge is too big for him. All too often, they want to typecast Robert.

Don’t marginalize this movie star. Robert De Niro deserves your respect. He’s been in show business for over 50 years.

Although Robert may excel at mobster roles, he can play anything. In fact, he portrays a CIA agent in Meet the Fockers. He is a chameleon disguised as an actor.

Did you forget about it? Robert De Niro is the lead character in Goodfellas. Also He won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in Godfather Part II.

He is still in high demand. Robert De Niro’s longevity is impressive. He is a master. His commitment is unbeatable. He routinely gives 100 percent every time.

What is more, the thespian adds a unique flavor to the mix.

There’s no one like him, not even Al Pacino. Have you ever seen a bad Robert De Niro movie? You have? No way!

Robert Downey, Jr.

Robert Downey, Jr. has the biggest ego in Hollywood. He realizes his value. Perhaps, he is made of the best pedigree.

Bob lands coveted roles like a Boeing 787 Dreamliner. I’m quite sure John Travolta would give him pilot classes in exchange for acting lessons. Bobby is known for drama.

I call him the King of Hollywood because he is a drama king. He is funny too. He’ll even make fun of himself and his mistakes.

You see, we love comeback stories. Robert Downey, Jr.’s story isn’t a rosy picture. He has fell off the wagon a few times. But, the former child star has been redeemed.

Robert started acting in 1970, when he was 5 years old. His first movie,Pound, was written and directed by his father. As of today, Robert Downey, Jr. is the highest paid actor in the entertainment world earning an annual $75 million.

The movie star will go down in history as Tony Stark the Iron Man and Sherlock Holmes the detective. But, there are hidden jewels in his filmography. For instance, the Soloist starring Jamie Foxx featuring Downey, Jr. is a classic.

Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling is in the news. Actress Eva Mendes is pregnant with their first child. Just as he is becoming a parent, his career is taking off at the same time.

He is a popular draw at the box office. The ladies love Gosling. If he works hard, he will be the new Robert.

The Ides of March is his best work. He proved he belonged in the same sentence as George Clooney and the best actor. I remember when The Ides came out in the theaters. I was psyched.

Here’s a clip from The Ides of March. I hope you enjoy. You should see the full movie when you have the chance.

Crazy, Stupid, Love established the Canadian actor in the Romantic Comedy genre. He is the perfect leading man in chick flicks. Call Gosling if you need a kissing scene.

Gosling will take his game to the next level. In order to be a De Niro or Downey, you have to accept all challenges. Ryan can just change his name to Robert pretty soon.

Ryan is the new Robert. He is young and charismatic. He has transformed before our very eyes.

Speaking of Transformers, Ryan makes Mark Wahlberg jealous. But good looks don’t mean you’re a good actor. Ryan Gosling is good, but Mark Wahlberg is great.

Give Gosling at least 4 more years. Reread my article in 2020. Mark my words: in 5 years he will be # 1.

Ryan Reynolds

Ryan Reynolds reminds me of Robert Downey, Jr. He seems arrogant like an elephant’s ego. But his bad boy image is just for show. Confidence is the keyword.

You go through tons of auditions to get 1 yes. Therefore, in entertainment you need thick skin. Do you dread auditions?

Did you see Van Wilder and The Proposal? You should also watch Safe House. These films showcase his range of talents.

Are Canadians naturally comical? Guess what? Gosling and Reynolds are both Canadians. Your tennis shoes are made in China. But, your actors are made in Canada.

It’s only a matter of time before Reynolds is a real action hero. Can you imagine Ryan saving the world? He truly is a talented and phenomenal actor with enormous potential.

By golly, I’m going to make a movie starring Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Robert De Niro and Robert Downey Jr. I’ll name it “Ryan Is the New Robert” or “Ryans vs. Roberts.” Michael Bay will direct if he is available.

Reynolds has yet to receive his big break. He is one of the most underrated movie stars. I’m surprised he isn’t a top 10 highest paid actor. In three years times, he’ll be on top.

Ryan will make it. I know he will because he has ambition. He’s a dreamer. And you’re only as big as your dreams. So, dream big!

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