Category: Jennifer Aniston

The Dynamic Acting of Cameron Diaz

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date October 4, 2016

BY: GURU JAY

The Dynamic Acting of Cameron Diaz

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Someone is walking into the tallest building downtown and he’s creating a scene. It appears there’s a blonde woman with him. What’s that? The woman is a badass like Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu. Plus, she’s comparable to Reese Witherspoon.

Oh, it’s O.K. That someone happens to own a magazine. And that woman he’s with is none other than the one and only Cameron Diaz. Every now and then, people require imagery like this as much as their thirst for water.

SOME LIKE IT HOT

Moreover, milk does the body good. If there’s a lady who’s all that it’s Cameron Diaz. Cameron’s body of work reminds you of Sofia Vergara because like Sofia it’s hot. Although she’s not technically a comedienne, Cameron cracks you up in movies such as Bad Teacher. Maybe, the Hollywood actress could be casted in the Hot Pursuit sequel.

For what it’s worth, Cameron Diaz doesn’t look a day over 36. I guess Ben Stiller was right. There’s something about Mary foreal. Diaz even wrote a book spilling her perfect body secrets.

Also, there’s no business like showbiz. This actor shows how hard work pays off over time. According to sources, her networth is about $140 million. In other words, Cameron Diaz doesn’t have to work anymore.

How do you calculate the entertainment value of this celebrity? Where do I begin? Cameron is energetic and fantastic. Plus, she is a people person and maybe a people pleaser.

It’s always a joy seeing Cameron Diaz smile. She’s so sweet. Only Julia Roberts has a sweeter smile.

Who thinks they should do Charlie’s Angels one more time? I think Diaz would do it.

We love Cameron Diaz for the same reason we love Jennifer Aniston. She is like a Friend. Do you get it? I’ll wait for that to sink in.

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Why We Love Jennifer Aniston

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date April 30, 2016

BY: GURU JAY

As Mother’s Day comes, will you go see Mother’s Day starring Jennifer Aniston? I know you may because you’d like to check out People’s 2016 World’s Most Beautiful Woman! Plus you’re attracted to the gorgeous Kate Hudson and the sweet smiling Julia Roberts, starring as supporting actresses. It could develop into a cult classic.

Furthermore, Friends became a major part of popular culture. And everyone knows Jennifer Aniston was the oil that lubricated the machine. But you gotta show Lisa Kudrow and Courtney Cox some love still. David Schumer, Matthew Perry, and Joey weren’t bad either.

Going into movies was easy for Aniston. But you see every TV actor can’t cut it on the silver screen. Luckily Jennifer can slice and roll dice with the best in showbiz. Sit Aniston in a front row seat at entertainment awards shows.

I feel Kaley Cuoco can be like Jenni if she so desired. Learn from the crème de la crème if you want real lasting power. You must admire this Hollywood star’s longevity.

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How long? She’ll be starring in Grandmother’s Day 20 years from now.

I can take you so many places with Jennifer Aniston. Her performance in Horrible Bosses was on the money. She plays a dirty dentist…like friends- how many of us have them? Jennifer and Jamie Foxx stole the show.

Wanderlust is a great movie that flies under the radar. Jennifer Aniston performs like an Olympic swimmer. Plus the Bounty Hunter brings home the gold because it was bountiful. On a $50 million budget, the film grossed $136 million. That’s why I stress that Jennifer is on the money.

In this stressful world, movies bring us peace. Yes we love the celebrity because she’s most beautiful. We also love Jennifer Aniston because she is quirky and fun. Let ‘us’ count the ways.

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What Is the Big Bang Theory Without Kaley Cuoco?

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date October 25, 2015

By: GURU JAY

What is the Big Bang Theory without Kaley Cuoco? She makes $1 million per episode for a good reason. The Hot Hollywood starletis not only a 10, but also a sizzling brand.

Her chemistry with the Big Bang cast (pun intended) has evolved into perfection. Although Jim Parsons aka Sheldon Cooper is the mastermind, Penny played by Kaley Cuoco is the backbone. Without Kaley, Big Bang would likely lose half of its fandom.

My sister is addicted to the program. Actually, she is the one who introduced me to it. She thinks she’s the smartest of our family. Well, we know who is the most talented.

Most Mondays I watch Blindspot. But every now and then I check up on my girl Kaley. Plus, I watch the TV show in syndication. The question is who doesn’t watch the Big Bang Theory.

Cuoco is a top 5 TV actress because of her consistency. Can you believe the first season aired in 2007? 9 seasons later, this celebrity still looks amazing; and, her acting has gotten better.

CBS’s most lucrative asset is the Big Bang. Moreover, Kaley is one of the network’s most valuable pieces. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if the blonde bombshell was given her very own spinoff.

I got a chance to see Wedding Ringer last January. Like Jennifer Aniston, I believe Cuoco is transitioning into movies nicely. Additionally, she reminds me of Christina Applegate in her prime.

You know I could go on forever about her beauty, but let me emphasize her personality. In Hollywood, sex appeal takes you only so far. You need the right attitude in order to continue receiving roles.

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I appreciate Kaley Cuoco’s legacy. Like Lucille Ball, her impact will be felt for generations to come. Because I love Lucy, I love you Kaley too.

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Jennifer Aniston Vs. Angelina Jolie: Why Angelina Should Kiss Jennifer’s Feet

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date August 11, 2014

Jennifer Aniston Vs. Angelina Jolie

BY: GURU JAY

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Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston. It’s okay though, because Aniston is laughing last. Although Brad and Angie make the perfect couple, Jenni is my BFF.

In the long run, I rank Jennifer Aniston higher than Angelina Jolie because of the sitcom Friends. The TV show was on air for 10 seasons. So Jenni doesn’t have to work. The actress has more royalty checks than Prince William.

In the short term, Angelina Jolie is quickly becoming the go-to-girl in Hollywood. Did you know that she’s making a name for herself as a director and producer? You have to respect the lady’s prowess but don’t discount Ms. Aniston’s career. I’m tired of Jolie lovers bashing in Jenni’s head.

Jennifer Aniston was bigger than TV. Is Angelina Jolie bigger than movies? Maybe.

A.J. and J.A. are fine actresses. But Jen is underpaid and Angie is overrated. Why does Angelina get the red carpet rolled out for her? Why is she so special?

No one addresses this but I will. Brad Pitt made Angelina Jolie famous. That’s right: I said it.

When Angie was going with Billy Bob Thornton she was on the D-List. After jumping on Brad’s bandwagon she made the B-list. I’m not going to get into how she made the A-list. All I can say is: her moves were carefully calculated like a Bobby Fischer chess match.

You see, she helped Billy Bob more than he helped her. Jolie started seeing Brad Pitt when he was big. Let’s go a little further. Jennifer Aniston made Brad Pitt famous.

I’m telling the truth. Hollywood ‘hookups’ are just like arraigned marriages. You won’t find Madonna dating a Baltimore Oriole. If you want a crack at the ‘Material Girl,’ bat cleanup for the New York Yankees!

Angelina Jolie is a legend. She is the most superior actress to grace the silver screen. But where are her TV credits?

There are more than 200 episodes of Friends. How many movies have Jolie been in? Not even 50.

Here is the startling reality. Jennifer Aniston has played in more movies than Angelina Jolie? + She is Rachel on Friends.

The Jennifer Aniston jokes are tiresome and unwarranted. Jennifer is not bitter. Why should she be? If anything, she is relieved. Brad was a real drag on her and a nuisance.

Aniston deserves more Oscar worthy roles. If the movie executives gave Aniston better parts she would perform to a higher degree. Jen is one of a kind, which is rare. She has a unique gift.

Not A Beauty Pageant

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An actress is not a Miss America, Miss World or Miss Universe. You need true talent to make it. It’s easy for them to find a sexier girl if they want one. Don’t rely only on beauty. Play your part.

I feel sorry for the vast majority of actors. You see their faces, but you don’t know their names. Many actors are uncredited. Some screenwriters are in this same boat.

In many ways, Hollywood functions like the feudal system. Movie stars subject themselves to psychological beheadings and manipulations. It is the medieval times all over again, with the special emphasis on ‘eval’ (evil).

Jennifer Aniston has raw talent. She is more talented than Angelina. Now Jolie is sexier than Aniston and the whole state of California. But this is not a beauty pageant.

Aniston offers the complete package, while Jolie is the bomb. Angelina is the best female action star in Hollywood history. I give credit where it is due.

No one addresses this either, but I will. Fans favor Jolie for her youth. Angie is six years younger than Jen. That’s one hell of an age difference in show business! It’s only fair to compare 39 year-old Jolie to 39-year-old Aniston.

Let’s have the same conversation five years from now.

Why Should Angelina Kiss Jennifer’s Feet?

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Jennifer Aniston is responsible for the careers of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Do you think I’m bullshitting? Take a look at the tale of the tape.

It shouldn’t surprise you that Brad Pitt’s filmography got 1,000 times better after hooking up with Aniston. Pitt owes Aniston at least $10 million from just World War Z. Also, Brad got to be Benjamin Button because of his arraigned marriage to Jennifer.

I’m not a fan of how Brad betrayed Jennifer. I’ll be blunt. He used her like a rag-doll. That’s why Angelina used him.

It’s funny how things work. Buddha calls it Karma. James Brown calls it payback. I call it a boomerang.

Here’s proof Brad Pitt cheated on Aniston with Jolie.

Wet your lips, Angelina. Tonight you’re kissing Jennifer Aniston’s toes. This isn’t a movie. Oh, by the way, how many millions have you made at the expense of Jennifer Aniston?

Show her some respect. Write a thank you note or something. Ask Jimmy Fallon to get you started.

Seriously, the real problem is Angelina Jolie acts entitled. She should act more humble. She may think she’s the best but Sandra Bullock is actually better.I can’t wait to write a story on Sandra.

I might blog more about my favorite actresses. Let me know if you’re interested.

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Top 10 Highest Paid Actresses

Post author By iamgurujay
Post date March 25, 2014

By: Guru Jay

The Art of Actresses

What day is it? What should we do? You want to go to the movies huh? What’s playing?

I want to see a movie with Emma Stone. She’s hot right now. Did you know she made $16 million last year? Yeah, that’s a lot of green.

But, you know Angelina Jolie made more money than Emma Stone and Sandra Bullock combined. What do you think all the top 10 actresses have in common? You’re right if you guessed they take a good picture.

All our top actresses are pretty photogenic. It seems actresses have to look stunning and possess awe-shocking talent too. That’s a lot to ask.

Remember the movie Mona Lisa Smile with Julia Roberts. After many years, Julia is still smiling. She made $10 million in 2013. If you ask me, she has the most gorgeous eyes and best smile ever filmed.

Our actresses have to look state-of-the-art at all times. It’s rare to see an actress without makeup. There’s something about an actress, which makes her as priceless as a Picasso. The top 10 look like walking masterpieces.

The art of actresses is their beauty. Additionally an actress needs personality and a fun spirit in order to make it big. All the top ten have a unique selling point.

The Science of Acting

Acting is an art as much as it is a science. Acting is an art because actors express feelings and emotions. Acting is a science because actors portray logical themes and truths.

Science is very involved in the movie industry. There are both artists and scientists working on the silver screen and behind the cameras. I challenge you to research several movie titles.

You will find there are thousands of people working on 1 given film. Everyone is not an artist either. You may not want to hear this, but movies are formulaic.

There is a science to the madness.

You see the job of casting directors is to build chemistry. Chemistry is definitely a science. You learn a great deal in Chemistry 101 and even more at the 200 and 300 levels.

Certain chemical elements cannot mix together. If you do mix them, there will be a huge explosion. The Big Bang Theory cast may call it combustion.

The casting director is tasked with matching characters with talents. The Lead Actor or Actress should have the right ingredients for stardom. You always want a strong leading character.Furthermore, your supporting actors and actresses must be artistically and scientifically inclined.

Count on the casting director to help make the equation balanced. If the film fails, remember there are 999+ other people you may choose to blame. The blame game is real. That’s why the Razzies are infamous.

The actress may not admit in public but she doesn’t want to be mocked and humiliated. In my previous post, I explained how every actor wants an Oscar. No one wants a Razzy.

Who Made The Cut

Today’s blog features the Top 10 Actresses. If you remember, last time I talked about the top 10 actors. Of the 10 actors, none were women.

There are many fine actresses. However, it is harder for an actress than it is for an actor. Angelina Jolie will go down in history as an elite actress. She doesn’t even have to play in another movie. Her body of work speaks volumes.

Jolie will continue her philanthropy. She has already changed the entertainment world. Now, she is in the process of changing the real world.

We’re not fools. We know celebrities stage events for publicity. All of them want to be seen as nice people with the exception of Kanye West. But, I believe some celebrities are really sincere. I feel like Angelina Jolie is truthful.

I admire the humanitarian Jolie on many levels. She is not selfish. If she were, she would make even more money. It’s amazing how she is the highest paid actress. And at the same time, she is very vocal about worldly social issues.

The Tourist is a film, which critics tore apart. I liked the movie starring Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp. The characters had perfect chemistry and the performances were great. The Tourist was not financially successful due to bad marketing.

Jennifer Lawrence, 23, also made the cut. What more can I say about the actress other than she made $26 million last year? I guess I can say she is a shining star.

Lawrence has youth on our side. She is younger than me. And, she is also making way more money than me.

Can you imagine making $26 million at the age of 23? What do you think you’d have to do to make that much money? Maybe, you would have to grow to 7 feet 2 inches and play basketball. Or, you might have to invent Pinterest.

Hey, for all I know you may have inherited a billion dollars on your 21^st birthday. All I know is, as an accountant, I’d invest 20 million of those dollars. However, many celebrities waste their money on stupid stuff.

In my last list, I organized the leading males by the total amount of money they made at the box office. This time, I am sorting the top 10 actresses by their payday.

Without further ado…

The Top 10 Highest Paid Actresses

10. Julia Roberts $10 Million