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Who’s Watching the Emmys? Guru Jay’s Preview

BY: GURU JAY

  
Before the Emmys air tonight celebrities are preparing speeches, making last minute adjustments, and putting on their final touches. Celebs can’t neglect a single detail because they might lose treasured scripts. Advertisers are evaluating endorsements. If their Hollywood stars gleam, we’ll see new contracts.
Here’s an analogy for college students. What the Oscars are to movies, the Emmys are to television. TV buffs should tune in tonight.
These are the most talented nominees ever. This year Netflix was the game changer. Netflix earned 34 nominations. Are you a House of Cards, Bloodline, and Derek fan? How couldn’t they nominate a President?
Have you noticed how many prominent movie stars recently received TV shows? It’s great for TV but bad for movies. Unfortunately, it appears actors are being overworked.

Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones earned Best Supporting Actress in a Drama. Also, I expect the HBO TV show will win more awards than all others. Without Game of Thrones, TV would be pointless.
Both Blackish and Empire were nominated. Anthony Anderson received a nod for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series, while Taraji P. Henson was chosen for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama. Everything Lee Daniels touches turns to gold. So, I believe Henson will come away victorious.
3 months ago I proposed this question: Who is the funniest Amy? The Emmys may answer my inquiry since Amy Poehler and Amy Schumer are competing for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Comedy Series. I’m not Nostradamus. Edie Falco from Nurse Jackie could get it?
Why do the Emmys nominate new and outgoing shows? Also, an established show like Scandal should collect honors before newbie American Crime. Mad Men and Boardwalk Empire deserved recognition while they aired.

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Even casual viewers will enjoy seeing Hollywood stars at the Emmys @ 8 PM.

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Why Ronda Rousey Is A Sport And Movie Star

BY: GURU JAY


When I was a child I played the UFC video game for GameCube. I remember winning fights in under 30 seconds against Player 2 and the Computer. Right now Ronda Rousey can force tap outs in as little as 15 seconds.

Why is she special? First, she seems unbeatable. Secondly, Ronda looks like a supermodel.
I won’t say the judges are biased. But conducting yourself like Miss America has advantages. And Ronda’s perky personality is contagious.
Sure, the girl with ‘junk in her trunk’ talks trash. However, even the best product needs marketing. There’s media frenzy around Rousey because she dominates her opponents.
Plus, the Fighter of the Year could eventually win an Oscar. She shows a promising acting career. Let’s talk about Entourage, Expendables 3, and Furious 7. The fight scene with Michelle Rodriguez was unforgettable.

It is ironic the 28 year old used to bartend for a living. She went from mixing drinks to mixed martial arts. Ronda Rousey represents change.
It is important to acknowledge the best athletes regardless of sex. I believe deserving female sport stars should make more money. As long as Rousey stays on top, she should earn a top payday.
The UFC champion is one of the greatest because she is likely working out at the gym right this moment. Did you know she was an Olympian at Beijing? She learned Judo from her mother, who is an Olympics legend.

There’s something about Ronda. She doesn’t accept giveaways, freebies, or settle for seconds. She wants to work for her rewards. And doesn’t she work hard for the money? I would treat her right.

Ronda realizes she’s in a position to inspire people. Squirrels can’t crack this tough nut. In a nutshell, Ronda Rousey is a sport and movie star with a bright future.

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What Is Amanda Seyfried’s Secret?

BY: GURU JAY

There are many actresses but few movie stars. Amanda Seyfried’s big name lights up theater screenings around the world. Moreover, the Millennial movie star illuminates multiple generations.
For the love of entertainment, I hope she becomes Superwoman. You can’t honestly compare her to Scarlett Johansson or Jennifer Lawrence without factoring Captain America and Hunger Games into your equation. To her credit, you must recognize her enormous contributions.
Red Riding Hood, Jennifer’s Body, and Chloe come to mind when discussing Amanda’s exceptional filmography. She’s young enough to experience incredible breakthroughs. Don’t you think the celebrity doesn’t desire hundreds of additional stalkers? Anyway, her showings are fantastic. From Big Loveto Lovelace, what’s not to love about Amanda Seyfried?

Seyfried played a cute pot smoking lawyer in Ted 2all too well. The doll-faced girl displays a great sense of humor. Amazingly, she can laugh at her sexy curves while in front of a mirror.
Applaud the actress for choosing controversial roles throughout her illustrious career. As a Millennial, Amanda is living out the elusive American Dream. However, show business was made for this hot Hollywood starlet to sparkle.
They say, “there’s no business like show business.” Moreover, there’s no actress like Amanda Seyfried. I believe I’m watching a ballerina dance. Amanda keeps acting as if she’s a starving artist. She craves excellence.
What director doesn’t want to direct Amanda? I never seen a performer more devoted to performance arts. She does the necessary duties that some actors feel are beneath them. That’s why the celeb can work with everybody. Plus, the jaw dropping beauty commands extra attention.

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She should consider teaching. Don’t you want to learn her secret? What is her special recipe? Amanda Seyfried’s secret formula lies in her makeup- not the external kind for your face, but what’s internal- within your heart.

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Why Melissa McCarthy Ain’t Afraid of No Ghost

BY: GURU JAY

If you want to deliver a timely joke, don’t bother with UPS, Fed EX, and certainly the post office. Melissa McCarthy delivers the complete package ahead of schedule. The Ghostbusters lead actress answers the epic question: who you gonna call?
As Mike’s better half, she made you laugh on TV. Do you catch Mike and Molly reruns? Plus, she stole Jason Bateman’s credit in Identity Thief. Are you getting my drift?
Prepare to lose your monopoly game against Melissa McCarthy. She gives McCarthyism a new meaning. You see I like her professionalism. The comedic actor doesn’t waste time or talent. What is more, the comedian paved the way for future entertainers.
Doesn’t she have a strong influence on Amy Schumer? People enjoy seeing Molly shine because Mel’s down-to-earth. Although some let fame go to their noggins, not this gal. After watching numerous interviews, you’ll discover she’s a sweetie.

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Imagine her starring opposite Tracy Morgan. Talk about a movie selling itself.
Now, I’m not saying the Spy star doesn’t have a wild side. There is a reason Hollywood movers and shakers knock on her dressing room door. Did you know she is a fashion queen?
The best celebrities build brands as well as careers. Moreover, Melissa McCarthy works with the best. That’s why she is a great comedian.
Never underestimate the former gymnast’s flexibility. When you have a chance, check out the comic’s Saturday Night Live scenes for proof. The celeb’s Improv skills are top notch.
Let’s petition a Melissa McCarthy late show. Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon should have perfect competition. 
Genuine laughter is harder to produce than crude oil. Right now, Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy’s tickets cost more than a barrel of oil. This is a sign of the times.
In summary, Melissa McCarthy brings it on home. She isn’t scared to speak her mind. And, fans appreciate her honesty.

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Why Tracy Morgan Is Stronger

BY: GURU JAY

Tracy Morgan’s unfortunate car accident reminds you to cherish your loved ones. Come to grips with reality and concentrate on good times. Remember the importance of family and friends because as my father always says: “You’re here today, and gone today.” You aren’t promised tomorrow or anything for that matter.
I’ve watched this man Tracy Morgan mature through the years. He’s still off the wall but never out the loop. He’s cozy in his own skin. Talk about a comedian with timeless material.
The celebrity returns to Saturday Night Livethis season better than ever. My mother instilled in me: “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger.” I believe Tracy Morgan is stronger as a comedian since the calamity. Now, he has a message more potent than painkillers Vicodin and Morphine combined. If laughter makes the best medicine, comedians make the best pharmacists.

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Unfortunately, Tracy lost a near and dear friend in the tragic crash. He saw his friend’s funeral on YouTube because the celeb was in a coma during the burial. Thankfully, Morgan’s wife and young daughter weren’t there inside the vehicle.
I won’t make this a sad story.
Morgan gets paid to make you laugh. His funny bone extends an extra 3 inches. Also, Tracy knows a few things about hustling.
The Bed-Stuy Brooklyn boy grew up in a housing unit right across the street from Jay Z. Plus, he played Hustle Man on the Martinsitcom before his Saturday Night Livetenure. And don’t forget his major contributions to a popular TV show called 30 Rock.
Like Chris Tucker, Tracy Morgan is an amusing character with unique selling points. You recognize his voice in an instant. If you’ve got the blues, watch Tracy Morgan’s movies.
The celeb stays positive. And he doesn’t dwell in negativity. The standup comedian is a standup guy.

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Who Feels Gleeful? Lea Michele Vs. Naya Rivera

BY: GURU JAY
There is a lot to be happy about. Cheer up! Take a break. Treat yourself to this story. Have fun!

Who thought Glee would last forever? Great things require closure. Glee was a great show with a great cast. Moreover, Glee cast members Lea Michele and Naya Rivera stood out because of their greatness.
I really don’t know how the show managed to maintain the two phenomenal actresses under contract for so long. You look back and see a program with limitless possibilities. Lea and Naya are fine actresses and amazing musicians. It is a joy watching their careers launch off from their starting points.
I’m firmly against bandwagon jumping. I’m an Early Adopter. And I’m a diehard supporter.
I support Lea Michele and Naya Rivera as individuals and brands, because they are more than rising stars. They are shooting stars! The elite Latina entertainers have everybody chitchatting.
I pay close attention to trends and tune out gossip. By checking up on who is hot, you learn what is happening now. I like Lea and Naya because they’re hard workers with easygoing attitudes.

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Do you like it easy? Well, if you watch YouTube videos, just type Glee into the search bar. You’ll find awesome content by simply clicking your left mouse button, or punching your enter key.
Most Glee cast members are underrated as singers and entertainers, because the show ran effortlessly for 7 straight years. Fans value this consistency. Furthermore, everyday the Latinas are becoming more beautiful.
I estimate Naya and Lea get more money from beauty endorsements than acting and singing.
Imagine you were tempting like them. Picture living in a SoCal Mansion overlooking the Pacific Ocean. Have you mailed Papi his postcard yet?
Ironically, Rivera and Michele represent a gleeful lifestyle. There is not a care in the world they need to worry about. The moral of the story is: get those bills paid on time, and do what makes you happy.

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How Sade, Leona Lewis, and Jordin Sparks Are Similar and Different

BY: GURU JAY

If you want easy listening on your weekend, Sade will do the trick. I’m sure if Billie Holliday were alive now, she would fancy Sade’s music. What is more, the Solider of Love romanticizes and motivates a multicultural army.
If you really want to be famous, find a mentor. If you’re already a celebrity, study your idols closely. Sade is an American Idol/ X Factor in her own right.

As you may know, Leona Lewis won X Factor in 2006. You may also know, after hearing Bleeding Love, it takes 48 hours to get the song out my head. Have you heard I See You? Look out for Leona’s I Am to soon hit shelves.

Jordin Sparks won American Idol in 2007. Today, she offers only the best goods made in the USA. Have you checked out her Right Here, Right Now album yet?
Sweet Sade performs wonders with her rosy voice. Her music reaches across generations. Daddy and daughter can dance to her beat.
Sade, Leona Lewis, and Jordin Sparks have striking similarities. Their soft sounds are coveted and comforting. What girl wouldn’t want to sing like these three?

 
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Sade serves as a prime example for entertainers. If you’re a performer, always keep practicing. If there is one thing Sade can teach you, it is the value of persistence.
The main difference is Sade attended classes at the Old School. Leona and Jordin learn at the New School. Also, Sade stays true to the Smooth Jazz genre. On the other hand, Sparks and Lewis are premiere pop music stars.
I like Sade’s mysteriousness, Leona’s meekness, and Jordin’s perkiness. Plus, I believe they are beautiful souls, who donate money and time, and expect nothing in return. When I vacation at the beach, grant me my solace along with music by Sade, Leona Lewis, and Jordin Sparks.

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