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Why Sandra Bullock Is a Bankable Star

BY: GURU JAY
Tell me why Gravity won an Oscar, when it should have won a Razzie. I’ve never seen a worst space movie. Seriously, this herd mentality / group think culture has to stop. Gravity is nothing more than propaganda.
I saw it and was disappointed to say the least.
To think that this flick beat out American Hustlefor Best Picture is disturbing and disgusting. How much effort does it take to put out such a boring piece of shit? Maybe, Will Smith was right after all.

Now to the topic at hand: Sandra Bullock. Despite Gravity, she is an outstanding actress. Every actor stars in bad movies every now and then. No, don’t blame Sandra Bullock because she made a lot of loot from it.
If you were in the same position, then you would do it too, because a mega budget means mega bucks for you. Big box office numbers are expected with $100 million. Yes, that’s Hollywood’s problem.
Showbiz abuses Sandra Bullock’s lure. Her pretty face and hot body brings tons of butts to the show. Plus, the celebrity’s fans are friendly to her like Jennifer Aniston.
Sandra Bullock has a perfect smile. Do you find Julia Roberts’ smile to be more perfect? Also, Sandra Bullock has gorgeous legs. Her beauty is unquestionable.

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Glitz and glamor is the essence of Hollywood. Tinseltown demands perfection. You had better look your best when on film, in public, and at photo shoots.
Can you imagine if Scarlett Johansson fell apart? No more Black Widow for you doll face. What if Kim Kardashian neglected her perfect ass? Her fans would revolt in a snap. Only then, would we learn the true meaning behind body shaming.

Without question, Sandra Bullock is high caliber and top notch. Miss Congeniality, The Proposal, and The Blind Side are her best movies. Sandra Bullock is a bankable star because she has all the right assets. Plus people are dying to make deposits in the Bank of Sandra.

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Louis C.K. Rolled Into 1 Big Fattie

BY: GURU JAY

Do you watch Louie on FX? I used to binge watch episodes every now and then. Louis C.K. is George Carlin, George Lopez, and Jerry Seinfeld rolled into 1 big fattie. The comedian observes life from another lens and a different scope.
Who are your top 10 comedians working today? Louis C.K. makes my top 10 because of his nonchalant style. I like him better than Kevin Hart, who goes overboard sometimes.
Louis C.K. is old fashioned and distinguishable. He gives you just enough. Louie won’t wave a big juicy steak in your face because then you’ll bite off more than you can chew. He’ll feed you one forkful at a time like a true gentleman.
If you appreciate the comedic genius of Kevin James, then Louie is your guy. Comedy is weak without a strong personality. Louis C.K. lays in the cut, but lives on the edge. FX labels his Louie material TVMA (Mature) for this reason.   


The comedy business has changed significantly since yesterday. It’s no longer the hardest gig in the entertainment industry. Talented actors have a much harder time than talented comics. You’re not going to make it unless you look like Olivia Wilde and act like Julia Roberts, sorry.
Let’s campaign for more Louis C.K. movies?
Can you imagine Louis C.K., Jim Carrey, and Ricky Gervais in the same movie? Tell me you would go see that flick.
You see Louis C.K. became a standup comic when the tough got going. Back in his day, getting attention from the media (they called it press) was a science. Nowadays, anything can potentially go viral. 

I admire Louis C.K.’s brand of comedy. Louis C.K. blew up. Who could have predicted that he would get this huge? I highly recommend his standups because they tell the truth and nothing but lies.


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How The Beatles Created Seismic Waves

BY: GURU JAY

  

The Beatles created seismic waves while on their world tours. No other group has wielded as much influence in music as these 4 individuals from Liverpool, England. George Harrison’s guitar and Ringo Starr’s drums could fetch millions of dollars on Amazon. John Lennon’s lyrics actually hypnotize you. And Sir Paul McCartney’s Grammys were designed to serve a purpose.
Fans went wild during the Beatles performances. Laryngitis was a common ailment at concerts since girls literally screamed at the top of their lungs. Plus security was super tight because the Beatles maintained a high profile.
Moreover, the Fab Four’s effect on entertainment is still felt. The rock stars rocked the industry- taking all its marbles. Do you know how extremely difficult it would be to duplicate their success right now?

There are more than just a few chapters dedicated to the Beatles in the book of pop culture. Paul McCartney and John Lennon have a couple chapters written exclusively for them. You see music has always been and will forever be a major component of world history. From Mozart and Beethoven to the Beatles and beyond, organized sounds intrigue us.
 
Jimi Hendrix loved the Beatles. He covered Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band soon after the album debuted. All the legends recognized the English band’s greatness and fandom.
 
The band of brothers have sold over 65 million albums. It seems every song they created was a hit. My favorite ones are Hey Jude, All You Need Is Love, Revolution, Let It Be, and Come Together. Astonishingly, we can connect through their music. Tell me your favorites.

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The Stage Is Set

It takes a unique person to be a celebrity. Being famous takes a toll on your emotions. Still, some people are destined for fame and fortune. The Beatles were undeniable.
And so, the stage is set. Shout out to Paul, John, George, and Ringo. Or you could scream.

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If Loving Viola Davis Is Wrong, I Don’t Want To Be Right

BY: GURU JAY
Viola Davis is one of my favorite actresses.
On Twitter, there is a hashtag called #TBT standing for Throwback Thursday. You see Viola is a TBT because she’s classic and yet contemporary. Maybe, her schooling at Juilliard has something to do with it. Or maybe, her beauty just mesmerizes me.
Also, there is another hashtag on Twitter called #TGIT standing for Thank God It’s Thursday. Shonda Rhimes owns a block of ABC shows (Grey’s Anatomy, Scandal, and How to Get Away with Murder), which comes on one after another. Of course, Viola Davis works her ass off on #HTGAWM. The actress embodies passion and talent.
If loving Viola Davis is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Rest in peace Luther Ingram. I love the way Davis digs deep into her character’s soul. You sense a commitment to excellence in every element. She does the little things perfect, and the big things more perfect.

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She is a walking sculpture. The How to Get Away with Murder actress knows how to use her hammer and chisel. Moreover, the celebrity can make the most from the least. Viola has an active imagination and indisputable creativity too.
Viola Davis should play Oprah Winfrey in a movie. Oprah deserves only the best and that’s why Viola is ideal. We’re not only dealing with a veteran but a 4 star general here. 
The highly decorated actress won 4 SAG Awards. Plus, she earned 2 Tony Awards and was nominated for 2 Oscars. In 2015, Viola Davis won the prestigious Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series. Davis delivers dazzling acts time and time again.

Ever since The Help, the fine actress has finally received the recognition she deserves. Pay attention to anything involving Viola Davis. Trust me, you don’t want to miss her performances.

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Enjoying Jennifer Lawrence

BY: GURU JAY
Forget dating Jennifer Lawrence. How about we party and become friends. It’s easy enjoying the Joy actress because the celebrity knows how to have fun.
Can you imagine Jennifer doing anything other than acting? Are you happy that she was discovered? What would Hunger Gamesbe without Jennifer Lawrence?
Are you looking forward to seeing X-Men: Apocalypse? Check out my movie review of X-Men: Days of Future Past. JLaw was made to play the Mystique role. Dave Cockrum and Chris Claremont had someone like her in mind when they created the comic.


You name the movie- all eyes are on Jennifer’s body. Producers should put Megan Fox in one of the Starz movies. Maybe, Megan can be her love interest.
I highly recommend watching Silver Linings Playbook and American Hustle. You won’t find better acting anywhere. Also, the stories are interesting and suspenseful. Bradley Cooper demonstrates why he deserves an Oscar. And Christian Bale proves why he is a top 5 actor.
Jennifer brings out the best in Christian and Bradley. That’s why these movies are great. Surround yourself with greatness because working with great people will rub off on you.

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Another highly anticipated movie is Passengers.In it, Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt have a sex scene. By all accounts she’s in it to win it. It’s amazing this was her first time on screen.
Sexiness is one of the benefits of being Jennifer Lawrence. The red carpet rolls out for her even when she’s on the beach. Who’s taking trips to Tinseltown just to spot the star? It wouldn’t surprise me if the 5 star actor only dines at 5 star restaurants and sleeps in 5 star hotels.
Check out Channing Tatum, Jennifer Lawrence, and the Center Hollywood Squares if you enjoyed this blog. Remember we like to party.

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Kissing Kylie Jenner

BY: GURU JAY

  

Can you picture having it all? There’s no need to worry about bills piling up to your ceiling fan. Everything is under control.
You see Kylie Jenner has it all. What more could she want? She’s rich, young, and beautiful. In other words, “Baby, kiss me.” Fly me to the moon!
Look at those lips. You want to kiss them. Kissing Kylie Jenner is on everybody’s to-do list. After seeing her enticing eyes, long flowing hair, and curvaceous body you’re hooked.

While we’re on this topic, enjoy Jennifer Aniston Vs. Angelina Jolie: Why Angelina Should Kiss Jennifer’s Feet.
Plus Jenner’s brand is highly marketable. She has already reached over 56 million Instagram followers. Few can live up to the reputation she’s built on and off social media. Her fans absolutely adore her every action.
The spotlight literally shines on Kylie for a living. Moreover, the sensual reality TV star is a sensation. You can bank on her tender image and likeness selling all types of products. Every corporation wants to lock her down in 7 figure deals right now. They must wait their turn though. 

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Fortunately, Kylie learned from the best- “momager” Kris Jenner and the one and only Kim Kardashian. I like Kim because she didn’t leave her sisters in the dust. You know that scene from Lilo and Stitch, “Ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind.”
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So, you think you want to be like Kylie Jenner, check out Kendall and Kylie. Imagine you were a celebrity. You are finally granted access to VIP. These parties and rendezvouses are amazing, aren’t they?
What is the secret to cultivating Kylie Jenner’s kind of brand and star power? I can’t reveal it. But Nick Jonas provides a clue in his Levels lyrics “There’s so much to discover…” You see premium information comes at a cost.  
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Showcasing Olivia Wilde

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Olivia Wilde’s beauty brushes with perfection. Her makeup artists (MUAs) enjoy highlighting and accentuating Olivia’s gorgeous features. Those eyes, that nose, and them lips are national treasures. Also, the Smithsonian should preserve her hot body so it can be showcased for generations to come.
Olivia Wilde is one of Hollywood’s hottest actresses. She started working in a casting agency and worked her way into the movie industry from the inside. That’s what we call brains.
Isn’t she a fine supporting actress? She played a key role in House, M.D. as Thirteen. Right now, she’s a good piece in HBO’s Vinyl. You watch, as Vinyl takes off so will Olivia.

Did you know the celebrity is a vegan? Plus, this petite actress advocates for PETA. In 2015, we saw the thespian transform with her performance in The Lazarus Effect. She pleases the crowd.
I believe she’s destined to become a major leading lady. It’s only a matter of time before directors start demanding her services exclusively. Maybe, Olivia Wilde will win over movie’s coldest critics.
Man, Hollywood is a shrew in need of taming.
Have you ever dreamed of the glamorous life? Do you want a showbiz career but you haven’t acted on it (no pun intended)? I’ll tell you a secret.

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If you want to succeed, find a mentor. Unfortunately, talent alone doesn’t cut it. Olivia Wilde has all the talent in the world, but that’s not the reason she’s on the A-List. Wilde keeps scoring points because she has a coach.
We could watch Cowboys & Aliens and Tron Legacy over and over again only to see Wilde’s scenes. Did you know the movie star models too? That explains everything.
Final point, showcasing Olivia Wilde’s beauty is a given. However, let’s showcase her talent as well. You can’t get any closer to perfect than this right here.



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