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Keeping Up with the Joneses Movie Review

BY: GURU JAY

Keeping Up with the Joneses Movie Review

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Where’s Guru Jay been you say? I was on vacation because everybody is entitled to a break. Thank you for giving me one.

Well do I have a blog for you today or what. This is my Keeping Up with the Joneses movie review. For starters,I feel the writing is phenomenal.

It’s like a full course meal in every way. Zach Galifianakis performs above expectation. And that guy…ahem from Mad Men Jon Hamm delivers the good and services on a silver platter.

You must love the cool soundtrack. I sure do. Here’s a movie about change. We all go through changes. I had to change a tire the other day.

Plus, it is a movie filled with laughter from start to finish. The comedy is absurd at times. You’ll love rich scenes and suspenseful moments. I thoroughly enjoy the plot, especially the tongue teaser. There are Snakes BUT not on a plane.

To put things in perspective, I saw it today. Yes the day of the World Series. If you’ve been following my Twitter @IamGuruJay you know I love baseball by now.

Anyway, the movie stars shine bright lights. The acting is great. Overall, I liked my day at the theaters. There were many thespians there in my audience.

And it’s the audience’s response that makes a movie or a blog or a website fantastic. While I’m on the word fantastic, the director did a fantastic job. And the producers made the most out of their budget.

If you want to see a crowd-pleaser, then Keeping Up with the Joneses is your movie. After careful consideration, I give the film editing an A-. It is truly excellent entertainment. There are bad actors and some I assume good.

This is well executed and lively. Here’s something I would watch with my family for a second time. Give it three stars out of five.

Rotten Tomatoes got it wrong. Keeping Up with the Joneses should make $100 million in a fair world. Will it make it that far? I don’t have an answer for you. I’m only a Guru,who knows one thing and one thing only and that is…question everything.


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My Bob Dylan Story

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Times are a changing. Oh was Bob Dylan right. I’ve been hard at work trying to create a masterpiece.
Right now, I’m writing on the back of typing paper with an ink pen. Before this I started writing the Bob Dylan story on my Apple computer. In other words, I took my precious time on this blog and I accept star treatment.
You see, most writers just go to Starbucks, drink their Grandes, and write their blogs. Well at Guru Jay, I create original entertainment stories which will blow your mind. Maybe, I might just show the behind the scenes creation. I’ve written over 400 blogs and each one is different. It’s a piece of me. So with that said. Here you go, my friend.

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It’s official. Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize in Literature. What more can the 75 year old accomplish?
Some people don’t win a prize, let alone a Nobel Prize. We’re rewarded for our efforts sometimes. Other times we work and work and work like Rihanna and nothing happens. That’s when you gotta pull yourself up by your own bootstraps and make it happen. In the end, longevity can come.
The legendary Bob Dylan made things happen; and, he’s making it happen right now. His boots were made for walking but this ain’t a Jessica Simpson song. Yes, Bob Dylan sings things. No, I can’t get you his autograph.
It seems music (everything, really) is taken too literal today. Beyonce says Becky with the good hair and everybody automatically assumes she’s referring to an actual person. We need more metaphors in music such as Dylan’s Like a Rolling Stone. Moreover, Like the Rolling Stones say “You can’t always get what you want but if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need.” You see Bob Dylan’s music doesn’t fall on deaf ears. 

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The Dynamic Acting of Cameron Diaz

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The Dynamic Acting of Cameron Diaz

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Someone is walking into the tallest building downtown and he’s creating a scene. It appears there’s a blonde woman with him. What’s that? The woman is a badass like Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu. Plus, she’s comparable to Reese Witherspoon.

Oh, it’s O.K. That someone happens to own a magazine. And that woman he’s with is none other than the one and only Cameron Diaz. Every now and then, people require imagery like this as much as their thirst for water.

SOME LIKE IT HOT

Moreover, milk does the body good. If there’s a lady who’s all that it’s Cameron Diaz. Cameron’s body of work reminds you of Sofia Vergara because like Sofia it’s hot. Although she’s not technically a comedienne, Cameron cracks you up in movies such as Bad Teacher. Maybe, the Hollywood actress could be casted in the Hot Pursuit sequel.

For what it’s worth, Cameron Diaz doesn’t look a day over 36. I guess Ben Stiller was right. There’s something about Mary foreal. Diaz even wrote a book spilling her perfect body secrets.

Also, there’s no business like showbiz. This actor shows how hard work pays off over time. According to sources, her networth is about $140 million. In other words, Cameron Diaz doesn’t have to work anymore.

How do you calculate the entertainment value of this celebrity? Where do I begin? Cameron is energetic and fantastic. Plus, she is a people person and maybe a people pleaser.

It’s always a joy seeing Cameron Diaz smile. She’s so sweet. Only Julia Roberts has a sweeter smile.

Who thinks they should do Charlie’s Angels one more time? I think Diaz would do it.

We love Cameron Diaz for the same reason we love Jennifer Aniston. She is like a Friend. Do you get it? I’ll wait for that to sink in.

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All the Planets Orbit Around Miley Cyrus

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All the Planets Orbit Around Miley Cyrus

Howdy! Miley Cyrus is her name and music is her game. I wonder if the Dead Petz celebrity has any pet peeves. Anyway, let’s start the show.

Fans were Partying in the U.S.A. when Miley Cyrus became a Voice coach. I’ve watched this season of the Voice so far, mainly for Miley. Wasn’t that clever how the singer enlisted Dolly Parton in order to form her team? Who wouldn’t want to be chosen for Team Miley?

In addition, Miley Cyrus will remain on my VIP list forever. I support my celebrities and I’m loyal without a doubt. Even when she marries Liam Hemsworth, I will still like her because she’s hot. No matter what I’m down for the Cyrus cause.

Plus, I love Miley’s personality. The entertainer is nonjudgmental. She can sing her ass off; and bake a cake at the same time. What?!

You could argue Miley Cyrus is in the process of building a bigger name than Britney Spears. All the planets orbit around Miley Cyrus. Right now, she has 31 million Twitter followers. Britney is beating her with 47 million. However, things change.

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Did Britney Spears ever show Miley Cyrus love? Probably not because the music industry is more competitive than Harvard. You see Britney is back in business, and that makes Miley her competition. Check out Britney Spears: Back In Full Swing at your leisure.

Also related are Why Christina Aguliera Is the Voice and How Adam Levine Is Different. You can find all these and more inside the Guru Jay Archives.

Wouldn’t it be great to see these two collaborate? I don’t care if they sing along together or if Britney only sings background vocals. All I want is to see them work side-by-side on something. Shout out to Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj. Let’s make it happen. A man can dream… All the planets orbit around Miley Cyrus.


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Take Stock In America Ferrera

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Take Stock In America Ferrera


Are you a fangirl or entertainment junkie? Then, you’re at the right place. Guru Jay is a celebrity website providing you music, TV, and Hollywood exclusives.

Who are your favorite celebrities? How do you introduce yourself to famous people? Maybe, Guru Jay has written about your favorite celebs already. Just take a look through the archives and search the website. Trust me, more is to come.

What would TV entertainment be without individuals such as America Ferrera at the forefront? Right now, America Ferrera is making rounds on entertainment talk shows everywhere. You learn a lot about celebrities every time they make appearances. This Latina’s appearances are worth their weight in gold.

Plus, America Ferrera is worth the wait… in line. The Superstore sitcom has entered its second season, thanks in large part to America’s presence. Believe it!

I watch the Superstore every week because America Ferrera gives me everything I need. Superstore is a funny show based on reality. Ferrera does a fine job showcasing her superior attributes and features.

How many actors are on her level? She has received major acting roles from Ugly Betty to the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants due to her dedication. Whether you are a TV actor, theater performer, or movie star you admire America’s abilities. Ferrera appreciates the privilege to perform.

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Did you know America Ferrera is an avid runner? In fact, the young actor has participated in a few triathlons.

I feel people may underestimate America Ferrera because she’s such a sweetie. Still, the power of name recognition should not be underestimated. She is easily one of the top celebrities in entertainment today. What is more, consultants have carefully molded her good-girl image.

The dear sweetheart has come to everybody’s attention. America Ferrera is in the news for good reason. She is a showbiz princess. That’s why you should take stock in America Ferrera.


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Kristen Bell: From House of Lies to the Good Place

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Celebrity vegan Kristen Bell is in the news because her new show the Good Place is a hit. I expect this program to be around for at least three years. It has all the right elements to succeed. Doesn’t everybody love Ted Danson as well? Or maybe, that’s Raymond but Cheers to Ted.

You get my drift. If Anna Fariscarved her career path out with a machete, Kristen Bell made waves with a surfboard. Many men fantasize about getting CPR from this hot Lifeguard lead actress.

It appears Kristen Bell is done with lying on the House of Lies but she’s still in the house. I watched the first two episodes of the Good Place and I’m impressed. I’m not won over easily. You have to go the extra mile and knock it out the park with me. Having high standards is rare.


Have you noticed how much the celebrity contributes to original entertainment in various ways? She’s a staple on TV from Showtime to NBC. Plus, her Hollywood pictures perform big numbers at the box office. Don’t forget the actor’s doing voiceovers in movies such as Frozen too.

Excluding Frozen, what is your favorite Bell movie? Some of my favorites include: the Boss, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and You Again.

You see Kristen Bell stands at 5’1” but she’s really 6’2” on Twitter. Because being a celebrity adds 1 foot to your height, she’s one of the tallest women in the world. Take Tom Cruise for instance. How tall do you think he is? Tom Cruiseis actually a giant.

I am having fun here. Right now, the blonde actress has a full plate and can retire when she gets ready. Remember it’s never too late to become famous. Many people in the entertainment business get off to a late start. Everybody can’t reach stardom as quick as the one and only Kristen Bell.

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Are You Addicted to Power TV?

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My brother first told me about the Power TV show on Starz back in 2014. Now, my sister watches it and everybody in my circle does so too. For what it’s worth, I’ve watched every episode in every season; and, I can attest to the TV show’s exceptional quality.

I think anybody concerned with gaining street knowledge should watch Power because there are morals to their stories. Although Tommy should be idolized, you do realize that he’s going to end up in a body-bag eventually? Also, you might as well conclude that Ghost is dead already since everybody has took a stab at killing him since season 1. There’s clearly a plot to kill.

But James St. Patrick is strong. He won’t die. Remember what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Omari Hardwick’s character is fundamentally fit to be a drug kingpin for years to come. And dying right now is bad for business, specifically the marketing department.

It’s the characters that give life to the story. Who’s your favorite character? Isn’t Omari Hardwick the best actor? And Joseph Sikora is the shit too. But my favorite character is SPOILER ALERT… Lobos (sorry to see you go.)

I like Lobos aka Jefe (translated as Boss in Spanish) the best because he did the least amount of work and reaped the most amount of money. While everybody was doing the dirty work, Lobos kept his hands and feet manicured and pedicured, respectively. They feared and respected him the most.

The writers room on Power come up with incredible ideas. The writers don’t stop developing their story lines. There is always something unexpected in the script. Moreover, the directors and producers take their time positioning key players and putting key pieces in place. I love creator Courtney A. Kemp.

Finally, the music contributes significantly to Power’s greatness. Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson created a few good songs for the show. Big Rich Town and I’m the Man are on my playlist right now.

Are you addicted to the TV show? It is a superior product for certain. Everything about Power is excellent.

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