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Why Anna Faris Is Scarce

BY: GURU JAY


Anna Faris carved her career path with a machete. She started professionally acting in Hollywood after auditioning for Scary Movie. In fact, Scary Movie was her very first audition.
Actors deal with rejection on a regular basis. Moreover, an actress rarely receives a callback after only one audition. That’s why Anna Farris is scarce.
Celebrities must subscribe to the foot in the door strategy. I call this the Hollywood Hokey Pokey. “You put you’re right foot in, you take you’re right foot out, you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around and that’s what it’s all about.” Becoming famous like Anna Faris simply involves taking steps toward your goals.
Although Anna Faris was born in Baltimore, Maryland, she was raised in a small town near Seattle, Washington. Eventually, Anna arrived at Tinseltown with a dream.

Showbiz provides abundant opportunities, although the likelihood of someone striking riches is slim. Luckily Anna disregarded the statistics and overcame the odds. The actress possesses a burning passion for theatre.
This thespian’s skills are underestimated. She can play comedic roles and serious parts. Farris deserves recognition for her performance in Brokeback Mountain.
She is known for making you laugh and cry like Kate Hudsonby playing stereotypical roles such as the amazingly attractive but dumb blonde. In reality, Anna Faris is a bright brunette. Locking down husband Chris Pratt was a smart decision. It goes both ways because Pratt is fortunate to have married the sweet and kind Hollywood actress. Additionally, she is a good reason why he’s such a hot commodity.

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Girls like Anna Faris are scarce. Right now she is probably in the kitchen cooking a Rachael Ray recipe and rehearsing lines with Chris. The celebrity likely has Martha Stewart’s phone number on speed dial. The House Bunny runs her home efficiently. Anna is a good wife and mother.
If you’re an aspiring actress, entertainer, or celebrity learn your lesson from Anna Faris. She is confident in her techniques but she isn’t smug. And she’s always ready for her close-up.

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Tina Fey: Full Throttle

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Tina Fey and Amy Poehler cohosted Saturday Night Live recently. Two hosts for one show is a rarity for SNL. When Tina and Amy combine their talents it’s a wonderful sight. We’re walking in a Winter Wonderland!
I am a comedy connoisseur. I indulge only in the finest. I can attest to Tina Fey’s richness.
Funny girl Tina Fey performs at full throttle. Like a Charlie Angel, she is hot and well equipped. Expect the purest quality from Fey.
She should get a show similar to John Oliver and Bill Maher. I thoroughly enjoyed Tina Fey’s Weekend Update. That’s when Fey and Poehler first formed a bond.


Can you imagine Tina replacing Ellen DeGeneres on daytime TV? Did you know Upper Darby is her hometown? That’s close to West Philadelphia, where Will Smith was born and raised.
Don’t you love her satire? Styles win over smiles in showbiz. By working smart Tina Fey built a geeky brand.
The brunette comedian complements comedy variety shows and sitcoms. She was the reason 30 Rock became such a huge success. Additionally Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, created by Tina Fey and Robert Carlock, is beloved by Netflix “chillers.”

 
Her subtle humor is indirectly infectious. She plays a perfect Sarah Palin. “You betcha.”
Moreover, Tina keeps making funny movies. The Sisters movie receives high marks. The wife and mother of two children starred in Baby Mama alongside Amy Poehler in 2008.
If you’re considering dinner and a movie, I highly recommend Date Night. Steve Carell couples with Tina Fey and they put on terrific performances. Mark Wahlberg makes a memorable appearance flexing his muscles and cracking computer codes.

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Laughter is the best medicine. And Tina Fey is the head nurse of comedy. Although doctors take all the credit, everybody knows nurses save the day.
Right now I believe this comedic actress is at her absolute best for she’s a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny! The celebrity could reasonably rest on her laurels. However, she chooses to continue blessing the masses with her work. You must admire her career achievements.
I appreciate her dedication, consistency, and maintenance. She is built Ford tough. What is better than watching Tina Fey accelerate at full throttle?

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Having Fun with Jenny McCarthy

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Let’s have some fun with comedienne and model Jenny McCarthy as we wrap up this old year and welcome a new one. Get ready for confetti and surprises during Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Evecohosted by Jenny with Ryan Seacrest. Bet big on the Playboy bunny because she’s a favorite.
The View should have kept McCarthy under contract. My theory is that they were jealous of her sex appeal. They couldn’t stand how much attention the hot blonde celebrity was receiving. On a side note, I’m happy Candace Cameron Bure got a chance.
Let’s get back to business. When Jenny McCarthy looks at her reflection, the mirror blushes. Plus, the bubbly personality is funny.
I like Jenny McCarthy better than Chelsea Handler. Instead of being rivals, Jenny and Chelsea are good friends. Though deep down inside, I believe they feel the urge to be dirtier, sexier, and funnier than one another. After all, they’re trying to reach the same demographics.

Every comedienne desperately wants to become the modern Carol Burnett except for Jenny McCarthy. Maybe, Amy Schumer could do it. Kathy Griffin tried hard to become Carol but failed. Hence, she’s still on the D-list.

Anyway, the Dirty Love actress always holds down a job in Hollywood because she loves doing dirty jobs. She is the blonde maid of comedy. Jenny McCarthy epitomizes toilet humor.
A woman’s wit is underappreciated, while her appearance is overvalued by society. Attractiveness is only one part of the equation in productive relationships. Jenny paid for her Tinseltown ticket not by good looks but via her talent agent.
What is more, she is a multi-talented entertainer. Remember she became famous before reality TV produced an alternative route. Ironically, McCarthy has a recurring role on the Wahlburgers reality show right now.

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Some people belong in show business. Jenny McCarthy offers a great deal to the entertainment industry. Through TV, movies, and satellite radio Jenny tells a variety of entertaining stories.
Nothing beats Jenny. And she never gets old. In the future, I imagine she’ll have her own talk show rivaling Wendy Williams. Somebody must dethrone Wendy! Why not Jenny?
Picture the photogenic celeb everyday on network television. I will be the program’s creator and executive producer. I already have the TV show’s name. I call it Having Fun with Jenny McCarthy. I’ll have my people call her people, and Viacom’s people.

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Watching Amy Adams

BY: GURU JAY
I watch movies differently than most people. I pick apart scripts and analyze every component. I do this out of recognition and appreciation of the thoughtful creative process.
I would like to acknowledge Amy Adams for her eminence. Amy Adams effortlessly plays characters. In a peculiar manner, she is and isn’t supposed to be a Hollywood actress.
I believe an intelligent designer created a work of art when he sculpted Amy Adams into existence. Everywhere she turns the Big Eyes actress diverts eyeballs into her direction. Who could forget about her onscreen love affairs with actors Christian Bale and Bradley Cooper? She stole the spotlight from Jennifer Lawrence.
Amy Adams maintains her composure following Tinseltown tradition. Moreover, she is authentic in an artificial environment. Adams appears regal and classic in both her approach and delivery.

Perhaps, there is a rationale behind the casting of Adams opposite of Meryl Streep in Julie & Julia. Americans and to a lesser extent Europeans and Asians relate to the thespian’s array of roles. Her characters face the obstacles encountered by ordinary females.
For instance, Big Eyes (based on true events) rehashes a story about a husband taking total credit for his housewife’s paintings featuring big eyes. The film takes place in the 1950s and 1960s. There is a good chance your grandmother might have experienced similar situations as Margaret Keane.
In essence, Adams portrays the fabric of society. She neither sugarcoats nor exaggerates facts with the exception for fantasy movies like Enchanted and Night at the Museum. That’s why she is the real McCoy.

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I am captivated by her discipline and dedication. At the request of The Master director she arrived early for their whole filming. Mind you, she didn’t appear in every scene. Minor details such as these make major differences in film production.
I read the American celebrity isn’t a natural redhead but was born blonde and in Italy. Whatever the case, she is a sight to behold. I’m leaping because the Leap Year actress turns frowns into pleasurable emoticons.
Amy Adam’s execution is precise. I realize she is the best of the best. I enjoy watching this celeb in interviews almost as much as in movies.
After receiving numerous nominations and awards- Oscars and Golden Globes- the actress belongs in the entertainment industry. I feel Hollywood represents a place of enormous possibilities where dreams and realities often merge into one and are indistinguishable. If Amy Adams can become rich and famous, so can you.

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Listening to Alanis Morissette

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Listening to Alanis Morissette sing is like floating on a cloud and down a river. You adore Alanis because she radiates spiritual energy. Absorbing Alanis Morissette goes beyond music.
Her soulful lyrics provoke all types of emotions. Furthermore, Morissette’s music reaches everyone because she sings about happiness and hardship. The singer realizes music is a reflection of life, and she mirrors images of mankind with fine-tuned harmonies and melodies.
Alanis is on another level lyrically. Can you imagine Morissette writing lyrics for Adele, Rihanna, and Taylor Swift? I like all of them, but I believe they should outsource their songwriting duties to Alanis Morissette.
Fans and critics love Alanis due to her longevity and relevancy. The legendary musician released her Jagged Little Pill album in 1995. Can you believe Head Over Feetand Hand In My Pocket came out 20 years ago?

Right now the You Outta Know singer has won 7 Grammys. Plus she has sold over 60 million album copies.
I admire Alanis Morissette because the multi-talented entertainer refuses to be categorized.
Boy, she blows that harmonica better than most country girls. The dual Canadian and American citizen creates beautiful sounds.
People are jealous of Alanis because she’s doing what she loves. Alanis Morissette is original. Therefore, the passionate artist expresses her feelings in various ways.  

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Fortunately she found her calling early in life. “Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.” You know Morissette can finally be free.
The long hair brunette earned the right to relax more than just hair. After numerous tours and recording sessions, Alanis should start self-actualizing. I believe she recognizes her worth and won’t back down from anything.
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs suggests that there are five levels of human needs. Reaching the final level is rare. Alanis Morissette has demonstrated she’s on another level. Astronauts are floating in space while listening to Alanis Morissette. She is literally universal.

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How Kelly Ripa Became a Household Name

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Wife and mother Kelly Ripa became a household name the old fashioned way. From 1990 to 2002, millions welcomed the blonde daughter on All My Children into their living rooms everyday. Next the playful Pipa played Regis Philbin’s sidekick on live television for a decade.
Today, she is the primary player on the Live with Kelly and Michael team. She shows there is nothing wrong with waiting your turn and playing your role in the meantime. The members know Kelly Ripa paid her dues and that’s why the celebrity receives preferential treatment. She belongs to an exclusive club.
Not many Hollywood hotshots have clocked as many hours as Kelly. What is more, you can count on her delivering the goods. She isn’t shy when it comes to highlighting her attributes.
Every boss would like his employees to have Kelly’s credentials. Pipa does all the little things right. Plus she gets the big ones done properly.
Right now, Kelly Ripa is close to becoming a legend. Her successor will have some big shoes to fill. And no, I’m not talking about Michael Strahan’s ‘Giants’ shoe size.

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Jokes aside, Ripa is a very influential woman, especially in entertainment and media. She reached her status by obeying the laws of attraction and self-preservation.

Kelly Ripa is literally a household name because she submitted to both conservative and liberal ideas. On the one hand, Kelly stays in her place. On the other hand, the fun babe is all over the place.
I hope Kelly keeps it up for at least 5 more years. I could use Pipa’s perky spirit as I grow my website. Like a San Francisco 49ers cheerleader- Kelly is a treat. She brightens up countless days with her sweet smile and kind eyes.
I greatly admire Kelly Ripa’s consistency. Despite negative circumstances, she remains positive throughout her journey. I look forward to reading Ripa’s next chapters.

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How Kate Hudson Makes You Cry and Laugh

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There are 2 things Kate Hudson movies make you do- cry and laugh. As far as romantic comedies (chick flicks) are concerned, Hudson is the cream of the crop. Case in point, she outflanked “the best movie lawyer” Matthew McConaughey as the lead in Fool’s Gold.
Undoubtedly, Kate can act better than most because it’s in her gene pool. Her gorgeous mother Goldie Hawn was also an awesome actress. You see like Drew BarrymoreKate Hudson is a Hollywood heiress. Wouldn’t you like to see Kate and Drew in a movie together?
If you’re feeling blue, I bet Kate could make you smile in a jiffy. I wish I could bundle up Kate Hudson’s joy and give it away before Christmas time. She’s not only sexy but also beautiful.
This versatile entertainer is one of Guru Jay’s Top 33 Triple Threat And Multi-Talented Celebrities as well. In addition to acting, she is sensational at dancing. Check out the Nine film.
Recently, Kate broke up with Nick Jonas. She can have any man she wants. And the actress only dates the most worthy.

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Have you seen How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? I believe this movie made her famous, although ironically Almost Famous came close. Never count out Kate Hudson because she is a winner.
The cute blonde celebrity is always keeping busy. She’s a self-proclaimed hard worker. Did you know the Hollywood star is supplementing her income as a voice-over artist in Kung Fu Panda 3?
She rides the waves in Deepwater Horizonstarring Mark Wahlberg. Plus, she plays a major role in the upcoming Mother’s Day movie.
I enjoy Kate Hudson’s work because she enjoys working. So far the angel’s had one hell of a career. In the end, Kate Hudson makes you cry and laugh because she’s the best in her niche.

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