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Who Are Your Favorite Real Housewives?

BY: GURU JAY

Do you want to blowup overnight? Is it your time to shine and be famous? Would you like to have your own reality TV show? 

Can you picture the camera crew literally waiting all day for you to BLOW UP? You see blowing up can take on multiple meanings. Anyway, let’s put more meaning behind our words; and at the same time don’t take someone’s bullshit too literal. 

You don’t have to watch a reality show to know we don’t live in a drama free world. But, there’s hope thanks to Hollywood. Instead of concentrating on all the violence, you can choose to focus on Exhibit A: Kim Kardashian or Exhibit B. Kylie Jenner. 

In the words of the Beatles, give peace a DAMN chance! You see that I put a twist on it. The fact is reality TV allows an escape from the real world.

Are you a single mother? It’s hard paying rent sometimes. It’s a struggle but be “thankful for what you got and keep on pushing.” Curtis Mayfield told us that.

Are you a housewife? You can just relax and be yourself. Feed the kids. Get them off to school. 

Then, go shopping. Get a manicure and pedicure. Cook dinner. Clean house. 

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Now, it’s time to party. So, Sh-shake your money maker. The only caveat is it is all on tape for everyone to see. But you get a fat check at the end of the day. 

Here’s an idea. Why not make a private reality show right now? Call it Me-Time.

Do you watch the Real Housewives? Who are your favorite stars? What franchises do you like better? My two favorites are Bethenny Frankel and NeNe Leakes. I like New Jersey (RHONJ) and Atlanta (RHOA) and Beverly Hills (RHOBH) more than the rest.

If you asked me, I had enough of Wendy Williams. Bring back the Bethenny talk show. I think they didn’t want to pay full value for Bethenny and settled for Wendy. Chime in your comments.

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The Rise of Swedish Movie Star Alicia Vikander

BY: GURU JAY



    Lara Croft: Tomb Raider starring Alicia Vikander has finished production, and the movie will be released in 2018. The lead actress recently expressed gratitude to Angelina Jolie, who originally played the character. Remember Jolie’s image and likeness were licensed on Sony Playstation video games. Maybe producers will market Alicia Vikander in a similar way because sex sells and Vikander is sexy as hell.


    The Swedish actress aka the Danish Girl must be asked on a regular basis to perform Swedish massages. Did you know Alicia Vikander won a Best Supporting Actress Academy Award for the Danish Girl? She clearly defines exotic eye candy. Anyhow, Alicia should expect scrutiny for Tomb Raider since Angelina Jolie put on damn near-perfect performances in the originals.



Ex Machina  



    I highly recommend watching Ex Machina starring Vikander. She plays a robot that looks human and possesses superior smarts and anatomy. Unfortunately, she outwits others and even her creator. This plot represents the dangerousness of artificial intelligence. Moreover, it sends a message about survival.



    Everyone can agree that the actress did a fine job. She convinces you of her circumstances in more than one way. On the one hand, you must sympathize with her character because she’s trapped by walls. On the other hand, you must realize she’s man-made and nonhuman.



    Also, Alicia Vikander played major roles in The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Seventh Son, and Testament of Youth.



    In the coming weeks, Jason Bourne will debut in theaters everywhere. It’s important to critique Alicia Vikander’s acting in this film. Because she plays a CIA agent, we will be able to gauge her quality as an up-and-coming action movie star from this.

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    In conclusion, it doesn’t take an astronomer to chart the rise of Swedish movie star Alicia Vikander. An astrologer can see she’s destined for superstardom.

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Ghostbusters Movie Review

BY: GURU JAY


The long-awaited all female Ghostbusters came to theaters yesterday. Everybody was expecting this to be the number 1 summer movie. Did Ghostbusters meet this expectation? Or were we disappointed?


Fans of the original may be disappointed that it didn’t pick off where the last one left off. However, you must appreciate it as a standalone film. How can you deny the incredible acting and comedic timing? Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, Kristen Wiig, and Leslie Jones put the cat in the bag and on a show (Garfield, maybe?).
 
The movie provided fun entertainment. There are many unforgettable scenes. I won’t spoil it for you.
It was awkward at times because it seemed like a Saturday Night Live reunion. I’ll give the casting department a break because the movie was funny. But I wanted more variety, fresher faces, and unpredictability. Still, everyone contributed to the awkwardness including Chris Hemsworth.


Melissa McCarthy was laid back and Leslie Jones was in your face. What you get is a nice chemistry experiment. Additionally, I thought Kate McKinnon and Kristen Wiig played their characters really well. McKinnon was believable as a university professor obsessed with gaining tenure. And Wiig was unbelievable as whatever she was supposed to be.

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I thought the cinematography was top notch. In this kind of movie, the light is critical. Moreover, you couldn’t ask for better special effects. The concert hall scene and the ending were breathtaking. Now, you could ask for a better soundtrack. Music is important in every movie.


I give the movie a B. You see delivering good comedy is a hard task. I feel the filmmakers could have done more with their resources.


Ghostbusters met my expectations. I expected big butts in seats and strong box office numbers. But I never expected it to be the number 1 summer movie. Overall, I was satisfied with the outcome.

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Steven Spielberg Vs. J.J. Abrams

BY: GURU JAY


Steven Spielberg and JJ Abrams are arguably the best directors. But who’s the best? Spielberg seems to be slowing down in the realm of directing but not executive producing. On the other hand, it’s full speed ahead for JJ Abrams.


Who recalls that 2 billion dollar movie Star Wars: The Force Awakens?


Without question these two filmmakers are in A League of Their Own. They produce cream of the crop material consistently.


Imagination is the key to unlocking genius. How do you capture the unimaginable? You must organize chaos.


Steven Spielberg is worth a zillion dollars for a reason. You can count on him to deliver exceptional quality of results. Don’t bet against him because the odds are always in his favor.  


Who hasn’t seen at least one Speilberg movie? Have you seen The BFG yet? I don’t blame you if you don’t go see it because it’s a blatant rip-off of James and the Giant Peach. I’m all in for imagination but re-creation is not the same thing. Now this doesn’t take away from Spielberg’s brilliance.

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Furthermore, am I the only one who noticed the Star Trek director also directed Star Wars? On a side note, which movie franchise do you like better? Back to the topic-> How does this happen? J.J. Abrams clearly made history by directing both.


JJ Abrams may in turn direct Avatar at the rate he’s going. All I know is James Cameron has steep competition from the Bad Robot executive producer.


It’s clear Hollywood follows a formula. A script is an arranged statement of instructions. To answer my question, Steven Spielberg is the better instructor. However, J.J. Abrams is the best curriculum designer.

Let me put it this way… Spielberg could never direct Star Wars and Abrams could never direct Jurassic Park. Still, both are at the top of their game.

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Prince, Whitney Houston, and Aaliyah

BY: GURU JAY


Prince, Whitney Houston, and Aaliyah made music better. The 3 music makers rejuvenated rock, pop, and R&B genres. They literally transformed sounds.


No one could have sang Purple Rain like Prince. Who else other than Whitney could hit that amazing “And I Will Always Love You” high note? And only Aaliyah could have sang One In a Million.


Singers keep imitating these artists because their pieces last forever. Not just every song, every sound was high quality. Their voices were made to be recorded inside recording booths.


Now Prince was a perfectionist. He challenged you to be great. Because his expectations were sky high, you expected more of yourself as a result. I feel Prince knew his abilities were supernatural.


Whitney Houston was an angel. Moreover, I don’t know if she realized how strong an effect she had on the world. All her music should be archived. It would be a shame to lose a single Whitney Houston song.


We all know Aaliyah died way too young. Despite an untimely death, within a short span of time she demonstrated greatness. Without question, she shined royally. I believe the Princess of R&B would have eventually collaborated with Prince.


Many associated the music artist with the color Purple because of his hit number 1 song and movie. Similarly, Michael Jackson’s name is synonymous with Thriller. However, I think it’s important to remember all the legends’ work because their entire music catalog deserves respect.
What are your favorite Prince songs? Do you like Party Like It’s 1999, I Wanna Be Your Lover, and When Doves Cry? Prince could party, make love, and tear up more than one thing. Like Jimi Hendrix and Carlos Santana, he made the guitar spill tears.


What are the best Whitney Houston’s songs? Exhale, I Have Nothing, My Love Is Your Love, I Wanna Dance with Somebody are some great ones. The Greatest Love of All songstress might have been the greatest singer of all time.

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Finally, I recommend listening to an Aaliyah album.


What is music without Prince, Whitney Houston, and Aaliyah?

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How Hot Is Iggy Azalea?

BY: GURU JAY


Iggy Azalea is one of the hottest rappers right now. Who can match her vocal intensity, provocative lyrics, and fluid flow? The Team singer plays the rap game like basketball.


She’s dribbling on records, tossing free throws in rhymes, and slam dunking on her foes. The Black Widow makes every verse count. Needless to say, she doesn’t need Nick Young to shoot 3 pointers for her. I’ve seen Iggy come up half court and do a Steph Curry.


You see Iggy Azalea teams up with the best people. She has collaborated with the likes of Jennifer Lopez, T.I., and Britney Spears. What is more, she’s changing before our very eyes.


At one point in time, all she received was bad news. Nowadays, Iggy’s name is associated with the best of times. Charles Dickens could have wrote a book about her if he were still alive. It would be titled The Tale of Two Iggies.


I like how she wears her hair. Does Iggy Azalea present the best possible image or what? She’s so seductive.


The Australian rapper satisfies everyone. Whether you drink Coke or Pepsi, you’ll enjoy Iggy. Like nostrils, your tastebuds never tell a lie. Moreover, this celebrity’s endorsement carries a lot of calories unlike Coke Zero and Diet Pepsi.


Has Iggy Azalea been dieting? How hot is Iggy Azalea? Doesn’t the entertainer look great in a bikini? Her Instagram photos tell only part of the story. At 26 years old, how sexier could she get posing on the beach and with Serena Williams?

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You’ve seen her riding on top of horses and other things too. She sticks up the middle finger because sexy is her middle name. Although I still feel Nicki Minaj remains the best female rapper, I wonder how close the New Classic is to becoming the new number one.

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Who Prefers Khloe Kardashian?

BY: GURU JAY


It’s hard Keeping Up with the Kardashians. There are so many Kardashians to choose from. Do you want to know how to be like Kim? Will Robert marry Blac Chyna? Who prefers Khloe?


Whenever I ask people who their favorite Kardashian is, they say “Khloe” the majority of the time. What is it about Khloe Kardashian that people find fascinating? Is it sheer good looks? I believe I know the answer.


Khloe represents the ideal woman. Her body type isn’t too perfect. In other words, it’s achievable. She worked hard for her body and she treats it right.


Also, the celebrity’s personality suits the average person best. Out of all the Kardashians, people can relate to her the most. Plus she keeps it real.


Khloe can play any part given, but she plays herself. It makes the Paparazzi’s day to spot this celeb in a tight bikini. TV and showbiz is not the same without Kim’s little sister.


You must admire Khloe’s supportive and caring nature. She goes beyond the calls of duties. She’s a trooper, who understands what being a family unit is all about. The Kardashians/Jenners were able to profit from their thriving entertainment business by working together.


Give Kardashian extra credit for style. She stays in the news because making a fashion statement is a top priority. What is more, Khloe makes it look so easy. But it’s not easy keeping Kylie Jenner on track.

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What color do you like Khloe’s hair? Maybe, you’re a gentleman who prefers blonde. Perhaps, you like it au naturel. Celebrities must constantly maintain their appearances, because when they don’t it’s broadcasted to the whole world.


I prefer Khloe Kardashian because she causes less drama. Life’s too short to nitpick over everything. Khloe doesn’t ask for much. She just wants what Christina Aguilera wants… “whatever makes me happy sets you free.”

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