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BY: GURU JAY

Can you imagine 90s television without Married with Children? After Al Bundy, Christina Applegate’s character Kelly Bundy was the most popular on the show. Moreover, Christina will go down in TV history.

Although Kelly Bundy flunked Algebra, she received an A plus in Anatomy. The A stands for Asstastic. Kelly was the butt of numerous dumb jokes. Because of Applegate’s unbelievable sex appeal, Married with Children received unprecedented high ratings.

Fast forward to Alicia Silverstone, who starred as Cher in Clueless. Cher participated in shopping sprees like surveys. Her sidekick Dionne played by Stacey Dash is just as superficial and sexy as Cher.

What if Silverstone never started acting? Fortunately, Silverstone and Applegate began show business at a young age. Clearly, the celebrities have developed into remarkable actresses.

What is more, neither one appears conceited or entitled. Alicia and Christina have already paid their dues. Had it not been for Christina, Nikki Cox might not have starred in Unhappily… and later Las Vegas.

There is this misconception that beauty makes up for talent. Quite contrary, sexiness is only an added bonus. Applegate’s trademark blue eyes and blonde hair are flawless and special.

Too bad Christina never kept her extra lengthy and golden locks. That’s one reason Alicia has a nice advantage. You see Silverstone takes pride in her long waving tresses. She is a convincing Juliet and Rapunzel. In addition, Alicia’s natural green eyes come from her Scottish mother.

Would you like Silverstone’s radiant skin? Let’s face it. Christina and Alicia have two of the finest faces and figures in Hollywood.

Applegate is better because of her career achievements. Plus, Applegate is a triple threat talent who dances and performs on stage too. Because of her success, she’s an easy pick and my favorite.

Check out Anchorman because Christina makes a good reporter. Also, see Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead. Finally, check out Batman & Robin because you’ll enjoy Alicia as Batgirl.

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What do you like most about Alicia Silverstone and Christina Applegate?

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BY: GURU JAY

Jessica Alba attracts attention whether at the bronze beach in a bikini or on the silver screen in lingerie. Don’t doubt her talent and business savvy. The Fantastic Four actress capitalizes on her exterior. Likewise, her gentle interior reveals a perky spirit with a big heart.

Rather than giving sporadic acts of sassiness, Jessica gives random acts of kindness. Alba’s charitable donations are well documented. More celebrities and entertainers should give free hugs instead of destroying private property.

Jessica Alba has been acting almost her whole life. She has impeccable timing and great location. Fortunately, the actress was raised near Los Angeles. Alba also attended the prestigious Atlantic Theater Company.

After watching Awake, I finally realized Jessica could transform like a chameleon. A true thespian should switch shapes on cue. Moreover, Jessica no longer acts square. She complements because of her experience in romantic comedies aka chick flicks.

If you haven’t seen Good Luck Chuck don’t see it with your mom. Seriously, the nudity goes way overboard. To my point, Alba is one of the better romantic actors in cinema. Frankly, she is the brunette version of blonde Cameron Diaz. Otherwise, the celebrities are the exact same person with identical fingerprints.

Every actor must discover his or her identity before succeeding on a large scale. The petite actress, known as Jessie Girl, has embraced her skin and propelled to superstardom. Have you seen Sin City?

Check out the Love Guru and Valentine’s Day? Also watch the Eye. Without question, the Eye is Jessica Alba’s defining moment.

At 33, Alba’s already a major name. What is more, she is a team player with tremendous talent. Aspiring actresses, if you desire fame and fortune, look no further than Jessica Alba.

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The actress has never looked more stunning. Alba is aging like fine wine. Doesn’t Jessica have the most adorable face in Hollywood?

Surprisingly, Jessica Alba is getting better.

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