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Having Fun with Jenny McCarthy

BY: GURU JAY

Let’s have some fun with comedienne and model Jenny McCarthy as we wrap up this old year and welcome a new one. Get ready for confetti and surprises during Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Evecohosted by Jenny with Ryan Seacrest. Bet big on the Playboy bunny because she’s a favorite.
The View should have kept McCarthy under contract. My theory is that they were jealous of her sex appeal. They couldn’t stand how much attention the hot blonde celebrity was receiving. On a side note, I’m happy Candace Cameron Bure got a chance.
Let’s get back to business. When Jenny McCarthy looks at her reflection, the mirror blushes. Plus, the bubbly personality is funny.
I like Jenny McCarthy better than Chelsea Handler. Instead of being rivals, Jenny and Chelsea are good friends. Though deep down inside, I believe they feel the urge to be dirtier, sexier, and funnier than one another. After all, they’re trying to reach the same demographics.

Every comedienne desperately wants to become the modern Carol Burnett except for Jenny McCarthy. Maybe, Amy Schumer could do it. Kathy Griffin tried hard to become Carol but failed. Hence, she’s still on the D-list.

Anyway, the Dirty Love actress always holds down a job in Hollywood because she loves doing dirty jobs. She is the blonde maid of comedy. Jenny McCarthy epitomizes toilet humor.
A woman’s wit is underappreciated, while her appearance is overvalued by society. Attractiveness is only one part of the equation in productive relationships. Jenny paid for her Tinseltown ticket not by good looks but via her talent agent.
What is more, she is a multi-talented entertainer. Remember she became famous before reality TV produced an alternative route. Ironically, McCarthy has a recurring role on the Wahlburgers reality show right now.

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Some people belong in show business. Jenny McCarthy offers a great deal to the entertainment industry. Through TV, movies, and satellite radio Jenny tells a variety of entertaining stories.
Nothing beats Jenny. And she never gets old. In the future, I imagine she’ll have her own talk show rivaling Wendy Williams. Somebody must dethrone Wendy! Why not Jenny?
Picture the photogenic celeb everyday on network television. I will be the program’s creator and executive producer. I already have the TV show’s name. I call it Having Fun with Jenny McCarthy. I’ll have my people call her people, and Viacom’s people.

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Watching Amy Adams

BY: GURU JAY
I watch movies differently than most people. I pick apart scripts and analyze every component. I do this out of recognition and appreciation of the thoughtful creative process.
I would like to acknowledge Amy Adams for her eminence. Amy Adams effortlessly plays characters. In a peculiar manner, she is and isn’t supposed to be a Hollywood actress.
I believe an intelligent designer created a work of art when he sculpted Amy Adams into existence. Everywhere she turns the Big Eyes actress diverts eyeballs into her direction. Who could forget about her onscreen love affairs with actors Christian Bale and Bradley Cooper? She stole the spotlight from Jennifer Lawrence.
Amy Adams maintains her composure following Tinseltown tradition. Moreover, she is authentic in an artificial environment. Adams appears regal and classic in both her approach and delivery.

Perhaps, there is a rationale behind the casting of Adams opposite of Meryl Streep in Julie & Julia. Americans and to a lesser extent Europeans and Asians relate to the thespian’s array of roles. Her characters face the obstacles encountered by ordinary females.
For instance, Big Eyes (based on true events) rehashes a story about a husband taking total credit for his housewife’s paintings featuring big eyes. The film takes place in the 1950s and 1960s. There is a good chance your grandmother might have experienced similar situations as Margaret Keane.
In essence, Adams portrays the fabric of society. She neither sugarcoats nor exaggerates facts with the exception for fantasy movies like Enchanted and Night at the Museum. That’s why she is the real McCoy.

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I am captivated by her discipline and dedication. At the request of The Master director she arrived early for their whole filming. Mind you, she didn’t appear in every scene. Minor details such as these make major differences in film production.
I read the American celebrity isn’t a natural redhead but was born blonde and in Italy. Whatever the case, she is a sight to behold. I’m leaping because the Leap Year actress turns frowns into pleasurable emoticons.
Amy Adam’s execution is precise. I realize she is the best of the best. I enjoy watching this celeb in interviews almost as much as in movies.
After receiving numerous nominations and awards- Oscars and Golden Globes- the actress belongs in the entertainment industry. I feel Hollywood represents a place of enormous possibilities where dreams and realities often merge into one and are indistinguishable. If Amy Adams can become rich and famous, so can you.

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How Kelly Ripa Became a Household Name

BY: GURU JAY

Wife and mother Kelly Ripa became a household name the old fashioned way. From 1990 to 2002, millions welcomed the blonde daughter on All My Children into their living rooms everyday. Next the playful Pipa played Regis Philbin’s sidekick on live television for a decade.
Today, she is the primary player on the Live with Kelly and Michael team. She shows there is nothing wrong with waiting your turn and playing your role in the meantime. The members know Kelly Ripa paid her dues and that’s why the celebrity receives preferential treatment. She belongs to an exclusive club.
Not many Hollywood hotshots have clocked as many hours as Kelly. What is more, you can count on her delivering the goods. She isn’t shy when it comes to highlighting her attributes.
Every boss would like his employees to have Kelly’s credentials. Pipa does all the little things right. Plus she gets the big ones done properly.
Right now, Kelly Ripa is close to becoming a legend. Her successor will have some big shoes to fill. And no, I’m not talking about Michael Strahan’s ‘Giants’ shoe size.

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Jokes aside, Ripa is a very influential woman, especially in entertainment and media. She reached her status by obeying the laws of attraction and self-preservation.

Kelly Ripa is literally a household name because she submitted to both conservative and liberal ideas. On the one hand, Kelly stays in her place. On the other hand, the fun babe is all over the place.
I hope Kelly keeps it up for at least 5 more years. I could use Pipa’s perky spirit as I grow my website. Like a San Francisco 49ers cheerleader- Kelly is a treat. She brightens up countless days with her sweet smile and kind eyes.
I greatly admire Kelly Ripa’s consistency. Despite negative circumstances, she remains positive throughout her journey. I look forward to reading Ripa’s next chapters.

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How Kate Hudson Makes You Cry and Laugh

BY: GURU JAY


There are 2 things Kate Hudson movies make you do- cry and laugh. As far as romantic comedies (chick flicks) are concerned, Hudson is the cream of the crop. Case in point, she outflanked “the best movie lawyer” Matthew McConaughey as the lead in Fool’s Gold.
Undoubtedly, Kate can act better than most because it’s in her gene pool. Her gorgeous mother Goldie Hawn was also an awesome actress. You see like Drew BarrymoreKate Hudson is a Hollywood heiress. Wouldn’t you like to see Kate and Drew in a movie together?
If you’re feeling blue, I bet Kate could make you smile in a jiffy. I wish I could bundle up Kate Hudson’s joy and give it away before Christmas time. She’s not only sexy but also beautiful.
This versatile entertainer is one of Guru Jay’s Top 33 Triple Threat And Multi-Talented Celebrities as well. In addition to acting, she is sensational at dancing. Check out the Nine film.
Recently, Kate broke up with Nick Jonas. She can have any man she wants. And the actress only dates the most worthy.

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Have you seen How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days? I believe this movie made her famous, although ironically Almost Famous came close. Never count out Kate Hudson because she is a winner.
The cute blonde celebrity is always keeping busy. She’s a self-proclaimed hard worker. Did you know the Hollywood star is supplementing her income as a voice-over artist in Kung Fu Panda 3?
She rides the waves in Deepwater Horizonstarring Mark Wahlberg. Plus, she plays a major role in the upcoming Mother’s Day movie.
I enjoy Kate Hudson’s work because she enjoys working. So far the angel’s had one hell of a career. In the end, Kate Hudson makes you cry and laugh because she’s the best in her niche.

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