Jennifer Aniston Vs. Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston. It’s okay though, because Aniston is laughing last. Although Brad and Angie make the perfect couple, Jenni is my BFF.
In the long run, I rank Jennifer Aniston higher than Angelina Jolie because of the sitcom Friends. The TV show was on air for 10 seasons. So Jenni doesn’t have to work. The actress has more royalty checks than Prince William.
In the short term, Angelina Jolie is quickly becoming the go-to-girl in Hollywood. Did you know that she’s making a name for herself as a director and producer? You have to respect the lady’s prowess but don’t discount Ms. Aniston’s career. I’m tired of Jolie lovers bashing in Jenni’s head.
Jennifer Aniston was bigger than TV. Is Angelina Jolie bigger than movies? Maybe.
A.J. and J.A. are fine actresses. But Jen is underpaid and Angie is overrated. Why does Angelina get the red carpet rolled out for her? Why is she so special?
No one addresses this but I will. Brad Pitt made Angelina Jolie famous. That’s right: I said it.
When Angie was going with Billy Bob Thornton she was on the D-List. After jumping on Brad’s bandwagon she made the B-list. I’m not going to get into how she made the A-list. All I can say is: her moves were carefully calculated like a Bobby Fischer chess match.
You see, she helped Billy Bob more than he helped her. Jolie started seeing Brad Pitt when he was big. Let’s go a little further. Jennifer Aniston made Brad Pitt famous.
I’m telling the truth. Hollywood ‘hookups’ are just like arraigned marriages. You won’t find Madonna dating a Baltimore Oriole. If you want a crack at the ‘Material Girl,’ bat cleanup for the New York Yankees!
Angelina Jolie is a legend. She is the most superior actress to grace the silver screen. But where are her TV credits?
There are more than 200 episodes of Friends. How many movies have Jolie been in? Not even 50.
Here is the startling reality. Jennifer Aniston has played in more movies than Angelina Jolie? + She is Rachel on Friends.
The Jennifer Aniston jokes are tiresome and unwarranted. Jennifer is not bitter. Why should she be? If anything, she is relieved. Brad was a real drag on her and a nuisance.
Aniston deserves more Oscar worthy roles. If the movie executives gave Aniston better parts she would perform to a higher degree. Jen is one of a kind, which is rare. She has a unique gift.
An actress is not a Miss America, Miss World or Miss Universe. You need true talent to make it. It’s easy for them to find a sexier girl if they want one. Don’t rely only on beauty. Play your part.
I feel sorry for the vast majority of actors. You see their faces, but you don’t know their names. Many actors are uncredited. Some screenwriters are in this same boat.
In many ways, Hollywood functions like the feudal system. Movie stars subject themselves to psychological beheadings and manipulations. It is the medieval times all over again, with the special emphasis on ‘eval’ (evil).
Jennifer Aniston has raw talent. She is more talented than Angelina. Now Jolie is sexier than Aniston and the whole state of California. But this is not a beauty pageant.
Aniston offers the complete package, while Jolie is the bomb. Angelina is the best female action star in Hollywood history. I give credit where it is due.
No one addresses this either, but I will. Fans favor Jolie for her youth. Angie is six years younger than Jen. That’s one hell of an age difference in show business! It’s only fair to compare 39 year-old Jolie to 39-year-old Aniston.
Let’s have the same conversation five years from now.
Why Should Angelina Kiss Jennifer’s Feet?
Jennifer Aniston is responsible for the careers of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Do you think I’m bullshitting? Take a look at the tale of the tape.
It shouldn’t surprise you that Brad Pitt’s filmography got 1,000 times better after hooking up with Aniston. Pitt owes Aniston at least $10 million from just World War Z. Also, Brad got to be Benjamin Button because of his arraigned marriage to Jennifer.
I’m not a fan of how Brad betrayed Jennifer. I’ll be blunt. He used her like a rag-doll. That’s why Angelina used him.
It’s funny how things work. Buddha calls it Karma. James Brown calls it payback. I call it a boomerang.
Here’s proof Brad Pitt cheated on Aniston with Jolie.
Wet your lips, Angelina. Tonight you’re kissing Jennifer Aniston’s toes. This isn’t a movie. Oh, by the way, how many millions have you made at the expense of Jennifer Aniston?
Show her some respect. Write a thank you note or something. Ask Jimmy Fallon to get you started.
Seriously, the real problem is Angelina Jolie acts entitled. She should act more humble. She may think she’s the best but Sandra Bullock is actually better.I can’t wait to write a story on Sandra.
I might blog more about my favorite actresses. Let me know if you’re interested.
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