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BY: GURU JAY

Enter the Dragon was the first R-Rated movie I remember seeing. Now I watch martial arts movies religiously like a disciplined Confucian. You see restricted films are the best because there are no limits on freedom of expression.

Understandably, there’s no room for error in making R-Rated movies because your audience is already confined to a strict age range. Plus, it’s extremely difficult to please people nowadays. But if the script is executed properly, then movie executives and directors needn’t worry at all.

Here’s my advice. If you are a potential movie producer and your only concern is federal green, then go with a PG 13 rating. Take Avatar, Titanic, and the Avengers for proof.

However, study Scorsese and Tarantino if you care about the art. They are the crème de la crème because they realize the real world isn’t a cupcake. Indeed, when you’re the best you can make a fortune telling/ making up all kinds of stories.

The following 10 restricted movies have generated great revenues. Let’s discuss the highest earning R-Rated movies. Disclaimer: these totals account only for domestic.

10. 300 $210,614,939

300 caused controversy due to its depiction of ancient Middle Eastern figures. Despite some uproar, 300 generated 9 figures at the box office. I guess you did remember Sparta, huh? Gerard Butler displayed greatness as the lead actor.

9. Saving Private Ryan $216,540,909

The Steven Spielberg directed Saving Private Ryan is one of two military movies on the list. Released July 24, 1998 the film showcased Tom Hank’s brilliance and Matt Damon’s tenacity. Millions of soldiers identify with the harsh realities of service to country. Make Memorial Day special by remembering those heroes who died for freedom and democracy.

8. Ted $218,815,487

On a light note, Seth MacFarlane’s brainchild Ted is the eighth highest earning R-Rated flick. The Family Guy and American Dad creator made a name for himself to the tune of $150 million, his estimated net worth according to sources. Teaming up with Mark Wahlberg was not only wise but also profitable for MacFarlane. What is more, Ted is an inappropriately funny motion picture with a highly anticipated sequel.

7. The Exorcist $232,906,145

The Exorcist first frightened audiences when it was released on June 19, 1973 in New York City. This film shattered several records because William Peter Blatty’s book and screenplay took taboo topics head-on. Plus, the controversial film is a cinematic classic with wide acclaim. Clearly, the Exorcist is commonly referenced and a major part of popular culture.

6. Beverly Hills Cop $234,760,478

Is Eddie Murphy the best comedic actor ever? Evidently, the 1984 Beverly Hills Cop movie is the highest earning R-Rated film adjusted for inflation. The franchise is very funny. While every Eddie Murphy show isn’t spectacular, everyone appreciates his epic contributions to cinema and comedy.

5. The Hangover Part II $254,464,305

Although Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms are terrific thespians, we really watch the Hangovers because of Zach Galifianakis. The Hangover Part II continues the dramatic comedy-action saga in Bangkok, Thailand. Mike Tyson makes another cameo this time as the wedding singer. Don’t you wish Black & White Dougs would receive more lines rather than get kidnapped?

4. The Hangover $277,322,503

My all time favorite comedy movie is the Hangover. Who remembers the Taser scene? What about Mike Tyson’s knockout punch to Galifianakis’ head while Phil Collin’s In the Air Tonight played in the background? The 2009 movie should have won at least one Academy Award. Right now it’s considered the highest earning R-Rated comedy in history.

3. The Matrix Reloaded $281,576,461

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The Matrix Reloaded is the third highest earning R-Rated movie for good reason. Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne were perfect for their roles. In addition, I found Gina Torres and Jada Pinkett Smith to be wonderful supporting actresses. Like the Exorcist, the Matrix movies are crucial components of society i.e. ducking and dodging stuff.

2. American Sniper $345,670,073

American Sniper is the second military movie on the list. How many times have I expressed why Cooper deserved an Oscar for his portrayal of Navy Seal Chris Kyle? Also, director Clint Eastwood strongly conveyed his passion for film. For what it’s worth, American Sniper has an emotionally powerful ending.

1 The Passion of the Christ $370,782,930

Mel Gibson’s 2004 the Passion of the Christ is the highest earning R-Rated movie of all time. Numbers following dollar signs never deceive. The Passion of the Christ is Gibson’s Magnus Opus. If you love language, then you’ll thoroughly enjoy the Passion’s Aramaic script.

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BY: GURU JAY

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Of all celebrity types, standup comedians wear the thickest skin. Even Dave Chappelle gets booed offstage sometimes. Some people are mean, nasty, and never satisfied.

If you have a good sense of humor, a little negativity shouldn’t discourage you. You’ll find that constructive criticism helps propel you to newer heights. Nothing’s stopping you from becoming the next Eddie Murphy.

Comedy’s competitive nature might frighten some. I admire Murphy because he’s fearless. He doesn’t back down from a challenge.

Furthermore, Hollywood still embraces him after four decades. Eddie started on Saturday Night Live in 1980. Since then, he’s always been a conversation starter.

Comedians often impersonate Eddie’s unique laughter. Have you tried laughing like Edward? Man, Murphy is such a character.

If Eddie Murphy was strapped for cash, he could sue everybody who borrows from his ‘Raw’ and ‘Delirious’ comedy specials. Several comics cite Murphy as their influence. Without a doubt, the celebrity is a superior force in entertainment.

Moreover, Eddie Murphy’s movies dominated the 1980s and 1990s. ‘Trading Places,’ the ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ franchise and ‘Coming to America’ are just a few of Eddie’s blockbusters. In addition, the ‘Shrek’ franchise helped earn Eddie Murphy much respect and admiration.

Yes, he’s had many strikeouts, but he hits more home runs than Barry Bonds. If they start testing comedians for performance enhancing drugs, Eddie would fail the test. All I am saying is Murphy’s on steroids because he has a significant advantage.

Did you know Eddie Murphy has generated over $6 billion at the box office? According to box office mojo, he’s made more movie money than any other comedian. He’s currently the fifth highest grossing actor in cinematic history.

In the words of Sam Smith, when you’re in Eddie’s space, you latch on like fangirls. At the peak of the comedian’s fandom, he was first among equals. Out of all comedic actors, Eddie is the best ever.

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