Alternative Rock - IamGuruJay

Listening to Alanis Morissette sing is like floating on a cloud and down a river. You adore Alanis because she radiates spiritual energy. Absorbing Alanis Morissette goes beyond music.

Her soulful lyrics provoke all types of emotions. Furthermore, Morissette’s music reaches everyone because she sings about happiness and hardship. The singer realizes music is a reflection of life, and she mirrors images of mankind with fine-tuned harmonies and melodies.

Alanis is on another level lyrically. Can you imagine Morissette writing lyrics for Adele, Rihanna, and Taylor Swift? I like all of them, but I believe they should outsource their songwriting duties to Alanis Morissette.

Fans and critics love Alanis due to her longevity and relevancy. The legendary musician released her Jagged Little Pill album in 1995. Can you believe Head Over Feetand Hand In My Pocket came out 20 years ago?

Right now the You Outta Know singer has won 7 Grammys. Plus she has sold over 60 million album copies.

I admire Alanis Morissette because the multi-talented entertainer refuses to be categorized.

Boy, she blows that harmonica better than most country girls. The dual Canadian and American citizen creates beautiful sounds.

People are jealous of Alanis because she’s doing what she loves. Alanis Morissette is original. Therefore, the passionate artist expresses her feelings in various ways.

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Fortunately she found her calling early in life. “Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.” You know Morissette can finally be free.

The long hair brunette earned the right to relax more than just hair. After numerous tours and recording sessions, Alanis should start self-actualizing. I believe she recognizes her worth and won’t back down from anything.

Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs suggests that there are five levels of human needs. Reaching the final level is rare. Alanis Morissette has demonstrated she’s on another level. Astronauts are floating in space while listening to Alanis Morissette. She is literally universal.

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BY: GURU JAY

Can you imagine your ears without music? Have you experienced the creative sounds of Carlos Santana? Who are your favorite musicians? Do you like Chris Martin?

What is Coldplay without Chris Martin? Ever since dating Jennifer Lawrence, Martin’s stature has outgrown the band. Why do hot blondes melt over a music star? What defies logic, chemistry can explain. Don’t minimize music’s strong effect.

What if Coldplay changed the name to the Chris Martin Band like Dave Matthews Band? Perhaps, more celebrities like Martin should deflate their egos. What if Tom Brady allegedly deflated his arrogance instead of footballs?

Credit the Chris Martin’s public relations team, because he hardly gets any bad press.

Martin, the oldest of five siblings, naturally became a bandleader in 1996. Where were you in ‘96 when that happened? Did you dialup your Internet to the groundbreaking static? Do you remember, “You’ve got mail?”

How long was it before Chris became idolized? In ‘96 Google, Twitter, and Facebook weren’t in existence. Without question Bieber, Gaga, and Swift colossally benefited from the Internet when their careers launched.

We’re living in an Information Age, where numbers matter. Although Coldplay tweets to an astounding 15.4 million followers, Chris Martin doesn’t have a verified account. Is there a disconnect? Or is the brotherhood very tight?

I believe Chris Martin’s band is the 9^th best European band of all time. Plus, no music group comes close to their accomplishments in the Alternative Rock genre.

Your ears love listening to Beats By Dre sponsored songs. Have you noticed Beats By Dre Audio equipment in almost every Vevo video? I’m sure more than half my audience has seen ColdplayVevo because you appreciate high quality and superior content.

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Like Robin Thicke, Martin is lost without you. The celeb understands fans allow his journey to continue.

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