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Beasts of No Nation Movie Review: SPOILER ALERT

BY: GURU JAY
Beasts of No Nation Movie Review: SPOILER ALERT

 

After NRC government soldiers invaded his family’s village and shot and killed his father, grandfather, and older brother in cold blood, a young West African boy named Agu (Abraham Attah) amazingly escapes execution by running into the jungle. Now, he’s a refugee but not for long. NDF rebellion soldiers capture Agu and demand that he explain his ideology to their commandant played by Idris Elba. Elba’s character uses Agu’s story as a catalyst for recruitment and training purposes.
Unfortunately, Agu’s time is up and his options are few. He’s left to choose between the lesser of two evils. Of course, he joins the NDF because otherwise he’s dead.
It won’t be long before Agu slaughters a man in cold blood himself. The commandant orders the child soldier to slash “his enemy” with a machete. The victim pleads, “I’m only an engineering student!” Later on, the boy with a guilty conscience kills several innocent people with a rifle while under even stricter orders.

Beasts of No Nation lives up to its name. It is a brutal tale of a never-ending war.
The commandant motivates his army with captivating stories centered on African culture. But every plot no matter how thick climaxes.
Still, the supreme commander holds the keys to power. He promises the commandant a promotion to General. Or does he?
It turns out the supreme commander intends on demoting the commandant. He emphasizes a soldier has three duties. 1. Obedience 2. Obedience 3. Obedience
That’s when the commandant goes ballistic and takes his troops another course. Inevitably, all of the soldiers surrender except for their commandant. Agu is safe, but forever changed by those “very dangerous times.”

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I highly recommend Beasts of No Nation but I warn you of its graphic nature. It is controversial for a reason. Idris Elba literally immerses himself into the bloodstained script.

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Why Bill Murray Ticks Off the Clock

BY: GURU JAY
Why Bill Murray Ticks Off the Clock

Bill Murray cracks smiles better than chiropractors crack backs. Plus, Murray massages funny bones better than masseuses rub elbows. This professional comedic actor subscribes to the Netflix business model.
His new movie Rock the Kasbah comes out this Friday. With Bruce Willis as the key supporting actor, you can expect a strong performance at the box office. In addition, at the end of this year, Murray will star in a Netflix Christmas special.
The greatness of Bill Murray is that his comedy transcends time. Like Chris Tucker, Bill Murray is in full effect. If you can make it in the comedy business, then you’re exceptional.


All around the world’s stages and comedy clubs, even the best comedians are hearing boos from inpatient audiences. Still, Bill receives constant adulation instead of heckles because of his timeless material. Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day have cemented his legacy on film. Who can forget about Lost in Translation and St. Vincent too?

His FQ (Funny Quotient) equals Albert Einstein’s IQ. Did you know that Bill Murray starred in 70 episodes of Saturday Night Live as a player from 1977 to 1980. In my book, he is a top 3 SNL alumni. 1. Eddie Murphy 2. Will Ferrell 3. Bill Murray 4. Adam Sandler 5. Tracy Morgan.

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Only Mike Myers (Austin Powers) has a bigger mojo than him. If you check the demographics, Murray reaches an incredible range of fans. Unlike Bill Maher, he doesn’t polarize parties. Both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton chuckle at Murray’s jokes.

I haven’t decided whether I’ll write a movie review on Rock the Kasbah. However, I’m looking forward to the celebrity’s Christmas special. I’ve heard Amy Schumer and Bradley Cooper have come on board for this jolly season. To wrap it up (pun intended), Bill Murray made a deal with Father Time. That’s why he ticks off the clock.

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Hollywood LookAlikes – Jessica Chastain Vs. Bryce Dallas Howard: Battle of the Redheads

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Hollywood LookAlikes Jessica Chastain Vs. Bryce Dallas Howard: Battle of the Redheads

In my Hollywood LookAlikes: Hilary Swank Vs. Jennifer Garner post, I asked whether celebrities sometimes pass themselves off as each other. Recently, Jessica Chastain admitted to Jimmy Fallon that she pretends to be Bryce Dallas Howard. Apparently, fans commonly call Chastain by Howard’s name.
Can you spot the difference between these actresses?
I watch movies with an eagle eye and elephant ear. And I’ll admit that it took me some time to separate Charlize Theron from Uma Thurman. So, I can understand why some people could confuse Jessica and Bryce.

Both girls are sexy redheads without prevalent freckles. You don’t see that everyday. Plus, these 2 actresses played in The Help together. How many lookalikes can say they’ve been in the same movie?
However, if you look closely you’ll see Bryce’s blue eyes and Jessica’s emeralds. Moreover, Jessica stoops three inches shorter at 5’4”. You see they’re not identical twins like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. The pair is more like Mary and Elizabeth Olsen.

Mary Kate and Elizabeth Olsen 

Both girls were born in March. But Bryce Dallas Howard is a Pisces and Jessica Chastain is an Aries. Additionally, Jessica has 38 years compared to Bryce’s 34.
Check out The Martian movie review @ Guru Jay. Jessica Chastain doesn’t disappoint moviegoers, critics, and science geeks. She plays the perfect role as mission commander.
Have you seen Jurassic World? Bryce Dallas Howard helps to make this the highest grossing movie of the year thus far. What is it about those astronauts and dinosaurs we find fascinating?

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Despite Chastain having an age advantage, Howard is a more experienced actress due to genetics. Her father is none other than the Hollywood king Ron Howard. That’s why Bryce has been doing movies since 1989. This doesn’t take away from Chastain’s excellence. Quite the contrary, she studied at Juilliard like Nicole Beharie.
I like them both, but Jessica Chastain wins this Battle of the Redheads.

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The Martian Movie Review

BY: GURU JAY
The Martian Movie Review

If you’re a regular at Guru Jay, you know The Martian is my kind of movie. I expect this film to be number 1 at the box office for the third consecutive week. Numbers indicate that The Martian might become director Ridley Scott’s best movie ever.
Tonight, my initial thought was: what are comedians Kristen Wiig and Donald Glover doing in this particular piece? After viewing the film, now I realize that they are three-dimensional actors. Who can complain about this wonderful cast? Jeff Daniels, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Kate Mara, Michael Peña…
The Plot
Matt Damon plays an astronaut (Mark Watney) stranded on Mars because his crew abruptly aborts their mission due to a severe storm. His crewmembers leave him behind thinking he’s dead. However, the determined character lives through this tribulation and awaits rescue.
Luckily, Watney’s a botanist who figures out how to grow food for survival purposes. “The Martian” finally contacts NASA, who already gave him a memorial. Soon, the public learns he is alive. Then, the whole world prepares for his return home safely.

Typically, it would take 4 years to travel to Mars. However, Watney may come home earlier than imagined because of a fortunate discovery. Without a doubt the proposition is risky. What option will NASA take?
Jessica Chastain plays mission commander Melissa Lewis. To her credit, she never wanted to abandon Watney. Nonetheless, she is pivotal to the storyline. I won’t spoil it any further for you. If you’re into science, go check it out.

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Closing Thoughts

The cinematography is on point. The Martian is realistic and futuristic as possible. The audience will enjoy spectacular visual effects aligned with technology’s capabilities. We must acknowledge Andy Weir’s great literary contribution.
My main criticism is the movie progresses slowly. Whenever we watch Matt Damon we’re used to seeing fast action-packed scenes. In spite of this, I believe The Martian is brilliant. This is Matt Damon’s magnum opus. You won’t find a carbon copy.


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Kendra Wilkinson Vs. Heidi Montag: Who Is the Sweeter Reality TV Eye Candy?

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Kendra Wilkinson Vs. Heidi Montag: Who Is the Sweeter Reality TV Eye Candy?


Have you heard the news about Playboy no longer featuring nude models? It is important for every brand to reinvent itself. For 50 plus years, Hugh Hefner consistently provided controversial material to the public. In addition, he made hundreds of stars famous. One such star goes by the moniker Kendra Wilkinson.
Kendra Wilkinson represents reality TV like Bernie Sanders. There’s nothing conservative about Kendra’s platform. In the past, she openly dated an 80-year-old gentleman. Now, the Girl Next Door is married to an ex-football player. What other reality TV star can outshine her resume? The answer is Heidi Montag.

Heidi Montag befriended Lauren Conrad becoming a focal point on Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County. Later, Lauren and Heidi were reality stars on another hit show called the Hills. Unfortunately for Conrad, Montag dated, engaged, and married her ex boyfriend Spencer Pratt.
So, I ask the question: who is the sweeter reality TV eye candy? Both Heidi and Kendra are drama queens. Also, they always look amazing. But who do you believe is the bigger name?


My short answer is Heidi Montag. This celebrity simply has more reality TV experience than the other. In other words, the celeb has pissed off more people than what’s tolerated. Moreover, MTV not only invented reality TV, they produce the best shows. Who remembers the highly successful Real World?
The entertainment business thrives off celebrities going at each other’s throats. Kendra is a sweetie, while Heidi is pure sugar. Both are processed and superficial. Still, at the end of the day they are two interesting characters.
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If you want to know how to go viral, if you want 1 million Twitter followers, then let Kendra Wilkinson and Heidi Montag serve you as examples. Unarguably, there is a blueprint for aspiring celebrities. And these television personalities are architects.

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How Calvin Harris Generates Electric Music

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How Calvin Harris Generates Electric Music

Whenever we watch a Los Angeles Lakers home game at the Staples Center, we hear Elton John’s Bennie & the Jets play off the soundboard. I love that lyric “electric music and solid walls of sound.” Calvin Harris generates creative sounds like Carlos Santana.
His uncanny ability to control crowds at social events should not be minimized.

Music lovers appreciate How Deep Is Your Love by Calvin Harris & Disciples. Expect this hit record to climb up the charts quickly. The accompanying video was released 2 months ago on YouTube and already has reached more than 100 million views. Amazingly, it’s gaining momentum.

Calvin Harris makes sauna music. It’s always hot and steamy. Likewise, his ongoing relationship with Taylor Swift is pretty intense.
He’s been fortunate to collaborate with top talents Rihanna, Ellie Goulding, and Rita Ora. In another lifetime, he might have been the Prince of Scotland. Today, he’s collecting huge English Music Royalties.

How much does Calvin Harris charge to DJ weddings? Years ago when he first started I’d wager he had a figure. Currently, Calvin commands the stage like a Rihanna Navy seal. He’s turned into an international figurehead.

Musically, Calvin Harris is Prince Harry. Right now, Taylor Swift seems mesmerized by the hot and tall stud. Moreover, the one-man shop musician doesn’t buckle under pressure.

 
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Taylor Swift’s time is too precious to waste on chumps. This lad has gained respect from music’s elite. As a producer, his potential exceeds the best. His sampling compares favorably to Kanye West and Diddy.

However, the genius of Calvin Harris is that he doesn’t compete with artists. Calvin feeds off their energy. Why does every prominent nightclub in the world play his music? He is globally appealing. They say sex sells; and the Scottish gent is a “sex salesman.”
What is more, Calvin Harris maximizes his strengths.


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Tom Hanks Vs. John Travolta: Who Is The Best Legend?

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Tom Hanks Vs. John Travolta: Who Is The Best Legend?

Whenever you doubt your abilities watch Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump played by Tom Hanks beats the odds despite possessing a low IQ. It goes to show you anything is possible.
If you desire nostalgic moments, rewind to “back in the day” and press play on movies such as Saturday Night Fever, Grease, and Look Who’s Talking. Pilot John Travolta flies high in movies and in real life. He’s on everybody’s radar screen from air traffic controllers to movie producers and goers.

Tom Hanks and John Travolta are legends. I use “legend” sparingly because too many folks misuse the word. Moreover, I rarely refer to a living person as a legend. But I believe Travolta and Hanks have done enough.
Obviously, Tom has more fans because his movies are more family friendly. That doesn’t make John any lesser of a movie star though. You see R rated movies are harder to produce than Disney- Pixar flicks.

Still, both celebrities care deeply about their families. This has been well documented. They didn’t run from their responsibilities.

One criticism is that Tom Hanks stays in his square. Do you think Tom plays it too safe? I believe John takes more risks like Taking Pelham 123.
Although I respect Hanks, he’s Steven Spielberg’s surrogate. You can say the same thing about Leonardo DiCaprio belonging to Martin Scorsese. John Travolta doesn’t belong to a director.
Let’s appreciate all they offer in front of the camera and behind the scenes. Actors gush when filming with Tom and John.
It is difficult to determine who is the best. If we’re only discussing numbers, Tom is better. If we’re factoring intangibles, Travolta wins.

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The From Paris with Love actor does all the little things right. He came out his mother’s womb acting. The Big star requires a big production, while Travolta can adjust to budget cuts.
Both have mastered their crafts. Both have debuted world premieres. There is only one Tom Hanks and John Travolta per generation.

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